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[achaean]

Hello friends!! I am Xy, I am completely new to this game, and I bring you offerings of sacrificial inner meats, burnt thigh-bones, and this guy! His name is Patroclus, he's spent the last ten years fighting in the Trojan War, and he is actually very surprised to be alive. I took him from right after he gets stabbed in the back, so he is also super stoked to be not dead. Anyway, if you'd like to plot with me, talk to me, or listen to me gush about sad Greeks, please hit me up at first_quadrant!! I'm excited to play with you guys!

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[achaean]

here this will make you feel better

[heelies]

oh no...my delicate maidenly heart

cries soft tears

[heelies]

this is now my home screen

has no shame

[achaean]

This is the artist's tumblr have fun!

[achaean]

omg

nvm LAUGHS

apparently that person just used that picture as their ship icon

the artist is someone else

that picture is actually a captive prince fanart or something

but the artist also draws patrochilles

so i think the person who made it an avatar is just confused

and now i am confused

[heelies]

gently pretends it's patrochilles anyway

who's gonna stop me????

[achaean]

ok here is the artist

she draws achilles with shorter hair this is how i tell them apart from the captive prince fanart which crops up a lot CRIES

[heelies]

but this is excellent too

omfg i'm dying

[achaean]

ACCURACY

but gosh they're just

SO

CUTE

[heelies]

how many heads of oxen must we sacrifice to obtain a briseis do you think

[achaean]

dude like a lot

i don't think we have access to this many oxen