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[achaean]

Hello friends!! I am Xy, I am completely new to this game, and I bring you offerings of sacrificial inner meats, burnt thigh-bones, and this guy! His name is Patroclus, he's spent the last ten years fighting in the Trojan War, and he is actually very surprised to be alive. I took him from right after he gets stabbed in the back, so he is also super stoked to be not dead. Anyway, if you'd like to plot with me, talk to me, or listen to me gush about sad Greeks, please hit me up at first_quadrant!! I'm excited to play with you guys!

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[winces]

hi xy, welcome to futuro! c: it's nice to formally meet you after all this time jasldkjsalda... i'm lena, and i play olivia, as well as lance (competing) from voltron: legendary defender! things... will be a bit rocky with the former, perhaps, but! maybe pat can find lance amusing or something...

[achaean]

Aw definitely! And I know it's probably ill-advised buuuut Achilles did already gush about Olivia so Pats totally wants to meet her and also convinceAchillestomarryher

But he'll stop suggesting once, you know (sorry Olivia...)

[twinkle_toes]

ok but where is the yaoi in this intro

[twinkle_toes]

no i'm jk

hello xy, welcome to futuro! i have heard much excitement and chatter about your entrance into the game, so it's exciting to see you here at last! c: i'm val, and i play aang from avatar: the last airbender and riza hawkeye from fullmetal alchemist.

i hope you enjoy it here!

[achaean]

See the comment directly below this one

[heelies]

let us commence this, as Aeschylus writes, "devout union of thighs."

[achaean]

How did I know of all the existing quotes you would pick that one

[respired]

weclome xy; it's great meet you! i'm lyn & i've got jesse mccree from overwatch here (flashbanging) as well as this guy, koltira deathweaver.

koltira and achilles are the best of friends c:

[heelies]

don't even look at his non-platonic life partner

[achaean]

Nice to meet you!!! Yeah Pats will definitely be excited to meet all of Achilles' friends

He is surprised Achilles has friends

I'm jk

(I'm half jk)

[heritors]

Hi xy, welcome to futuro!! it's great to meet you, i'm jay and i play lucina from fire emblem: awakening. lucina is definitely olivia's daughter ( vague gestures at fe:a mechanics?? ) so things are going to be Great... maybe?? this is going to be fun.

i can't wait to play with you!! c:

[achaean]

HI it's nice to meet you too Jay

omg Lucina

She's so cute... yes this will be awesome!

[kikoku]

OH BOY KATH HAS BEEN TELLING US ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE A MONTH

I know nothing about Patroclus but if he's anything like Achilles I'm sure I'll enjoy him immensely while this idiot pirate here will find him irritating... Sort of. He's hung out with Achilles a lot and they Almost Sort Of get along????

ANYWAY I'm Caitie and welcome to our dumb game, Xy!!!!

[achaean]

omg HI

yes pats is like achilles but with 100x less ego

i think they will get along but i actually don't remember anything about one piece so i might.. need... some explanations

[pummelling]

days of our greeks is my favorite futuro soap

HI XY, I'm Danni, I think we crossed paths on July's plurk a little while ago but nice to officially meet you in the game!! I play Kung Jin from Mortal Kombat, a very different canon from the Iliad lmao. welcome welcome!

[achaean]

oh man probably HELLO

YES

i heard your cast is smaller than my cast i am sorry

(not that sorry)

[fateality]

Hey Xy, welcome! I'm Alba, and I haven't been super involved in Achilles shenanigans outside of playing with Olivia, but I have been watching from afar, and I look forward to Increased Shenanigans now that Patroclus is here.

I play Twisted Fate here from a really shitty game that no one should start playing League of Legends, as well as Hanzo Shimada from Overwatch.

[achaean]

Yes bring me all the shenanigans HELLO!

[onethousen]

XY HELLO AT LAST!!! YOU ARE HERE

also i should ask do you want to keep the tdm thread game canon or not /makes magical waving gestures across the world

[achaean]

LET'S MAKE IT CANON

I'M SO GLAD TO BE PLAYING WITH YOU ;3;

these two are the cutest

[weatherscience]

oh man i am so excited about this, though i feel like this is the general state of being for everyone who has cr with olivia and achilles....

ANYWAY! hi xy it's lovely to finally have you here! i'm celen and i play nami here from That Pirate Manga, as well as stiles from teen wolf the most embarrassing tv show in existence.

nami is friends with olivia, and as currently achilles' opinion of her is probably wildly misleading (as she was... playing him like a lute as she's wont to do), i look forward to seeing how she takes to pat. and meanwhile stiles is good for the "can u believe these people for real though", if pat ever needs someone to shake his head with he's here for you, he's got your back bro

[achaean]

Oh my gosh Nami!!!!

and yes

yes Pats will be doing a lot of that

Thanks Stiles

thank you for being there

[keystaff]

Hi Xy! I'm Caprica and I just have this here resident magical girl, Sakura Kinomoto from CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura, but I adored Classics back in school so I'm excited for more Greeks!

[achaean]

Oh yay excellent!! How cute, I'm sure they'll get along quite nicely. And it's nice to meet you Caprica!!

[dishearten]

i ain't know nothing about the illyad but graham is friends w achilles so i'd love them to meet!

welcome to the game!

[achaean]

thank you!! and yes gonna have to meet all of achilles' friends

treat him nice

but not too nice