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[achaean]

Hello friends!! I am Xy, I am completely new to this game, and I bring you offerings of sacrificial inner meats, burnt thigh-bones, and this guy! His name is Patroclus, he's spent the last ten years fighting in the Trojan War, and he is actually very surprised to be alive. I took him from right after he gets stabbed in the back, so he is also super stoked to be not dead. Anyway, if you'd like to plot with me, talk to me, or listen to me gush about sad Greeks, please hit me up at first_quadrant!! I'm excited to play with you guys!

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[winces]

hi xy, welcome to futuro! c: it's nice to formally meet you after all this time jasldkjsalda... i'm lena, and i play olivia, as well as lance (competing) from voltron: legendary defender! things... will be a bit rocky with the former, perhaps, but! maybe pat can find lance amusing or something...

[twinkle_toes]

ok but where is the yaoi in this intro

[twinkle_toes]

no i'm jk

hello xy, welcome to futuro! i have heard much excitement and chatter about your entrance into the game, so it's exciting to see you here at last! c: i'm val, and i play aang from avatar: the last airbender and riza hawkeye from fullmetal alchemist.

i hope you enjoy it here!

[heelies]

let us commence this, as Aeschylus writes, "devout union of thighs."

[achaean]

Aw definitely! And I know it's probably ill-advised buuuut Achilles did already gush about Olivia so Pats totally wants to meet her and also convinceAchillestomarryher

But he'll stop suggesting once, you know (sorry Olivia...)

[achaean]

See the comment directly below this one

[respired]

weclome xy; it's great meet you! i'm lyn & i've got jesse mccree from overwatch here (flashbanging) as well as this guy, koltira deathweaver.

koltira and achilles are the best of friends c:

[twinkle_toes]

ok well this is acceptable then

[achaean]

Hi Val! THAT IS AN AWESOME USERNAME and I think Pats would get along with Aang and Riza for completely different reasons

Oh my god wait

Did he get to keep Appa

[winces]

ah yes... that... bless ur pure soul pat but also honey no...

i do hope one day everything will be Okay and they can be on good terms :c!!

[twinkle_toes]

please teach aang how to be a Real Man (TM)
please....uh.........something riza, idk, she's not huge on achilles rn but well you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ALSO YES he did get to keep appa but i had to shrink him down to horse size. but he can still fly 8) do you wanna go for a magic flying bison ride pat 8))

[heritors]

Hi xy, welcome to futuro!! it's great to meet you, i'm jay and i play lucina from fire emblem: awakening. lucina is definitely olivia's daughter ( vague gestures at fe:a mechanics?? ) so things are going to be Great... maybe?? this is going to be fun.

i can't wait to play with you!! c:

[heelies]

don't even look at his non-platonic life partner

[respired]

sharpens blade

smiling

[achaean]

How did I know of all the existing quotes you would pick that one

[achaean]

Nice to meet you!!! Yeah Pats will definitely be excited to meet all of Achilles' friends

He is surprised Achilles has friends

I'm jk

(I'm half jk)

[achaean]

HI it's nice to meet you too Jay

omg Lucina

She's so cute... yes this will be awesome!

[heelies]

because it's the gayest one

and I'm the gayest one

[achaean]

omg

YES

also oh no what did Achilles do now

it's ok

Patroclus is used to people being mad at Achilles he understands, that is his life too

[respired]

koltira's surprised that achilles has friends also

(because they are not friends)

(they are in fact mortal enemies)

(& are probably gonna try to kill each other soon)

[achaean]

ONE DAY!!!

[heritors]

please stop her from wanting to stab achilles once she finds out he broke olivias heart...... uh, i mean, she won't stab anyone, probably. frowns

i'm sorry this probably isn't the life you expected, pat

[achaean]

Do you think they talk about that

"hey Patroclus did you know they wrote yaoi fanfic about us"

[winces]

just give her time to get over herself or smth... it will happen!!

[achaean]

Ah cool

That's much more believable

I'd say good luck but I can already tell this is going to end well