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Feb. 8th, 2017 12:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

GREETINGS FOOGOOGLY! It's a Coffee!
Since Audentes is a little heavy on the undead (ewgwoss) at the moment, so I've brought you a paladin. ...No, the other kind of paladin? Not the space kin--oh, wait.
Yaalu comes from the same canon as your resident death knights (Warcraft!), and he'll tell you aaaaall about Azeroth if you ask! It's pretty nuts there. Basically, he's a big blue magic space alien who fights demons with divine energy. Yes, really. He's also not so hot on the following things: socks, idioms, wasting food, showing cracks in his kindly-man-of-faith mask.
Yeah, don't let the charming smile and courtly manners fool you: underneath it all, he's a right fucking mess. Also, he was in the middle of fighting an Evil Army of Evil back home so he's just SUPER STOKED TO BE HERE, YOU GUYS!
As for myself, I'm sort of a loud and incorrigible trashpanda over here in GMT-6 (roughly. stupid DST.) who's mostly here for lols. You can find me on Discord @ heisskaffee #2168 & on plurk @ plurk.com/javatits, where I mostly I talk about my cat. Or hair dye.