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GREETINGS FOOGOOGLY! It's a Coffee!

Since Audentes is a little heavy on the undead (ewgwoss) at the moment, so I've brought you a paladin. ...No, the other kind of paladin? Not the space kin--oh, wait.

Yaalu comes from the same canon as your resident death knights (Warcraft!), and he'll tell you aaaaall about Azeroth if you ask! It's pretty nuts there. Basically, he's a big blue magic space alien who fights demons with divine energy. Yes, really. He's also not so hot on the following things: socks, idioms, wasting food, showing cracks in his kindly-man-of-faith mask.

Yeah, don't let the charming smile and courtly manners fool you: underneath it all, he's a right fucking mess. Also, he was in the middle of fighting an Evil Army of Evil back home so he's just SUPER STOKED TO BE HERE, YOU GUYS!

As for myself, I'm sort of a loud and incorrigible trashpanda over here in GMT-6 (roughly. stupid DST.) who's mostly here for lols. You can find me on Discord @ heisskaffee #2168 & on plurk @ plurk.com/javatits, where I mostly I talk about my cat. Or hair dye.

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Hi!!! Welcome to the game! I'm Sipp, I play a dork, and I'm really glad for our blossoming Warcraft cast :> he'll have plenty of undead to deal with! And... sorta kinda not really undeads??

Oh, but I love this dork?

With luck, he may yet get over his fantasy racism. I look forward to Character Development.

SPACE GOAT. Archenon poros my fine blue goat friend!! And welcome to the game.

I play two whole fish, this gill here from Homestuck (Feferi) and Undyne from Undertale.

Feferi will very much like his crest/horns, and hearing about Azeroth. Just please don't tell her about the old gods, she'll probably want to go be BFFs with N'Zoth or something? And Undyne will just be happy to know someone else who is tall and blue and non-human.

ANYWAY I'm glad to see more Warcrafts here! Do you mind if I add you on plurk?

Yes. Please. Give me all the nonhumans. And the humans. Don't worry, there's worse things than old gods!

...Also yes, feel free~.

WELCOME WELCOME i'm danni!! i've got two here: Kung Jin here from Mortal Kombat, and I've just dragged in Lilith (

cashlin) of the Borderlands series. they're also right fucking messes so this should be gr8

both of them are very conducive to aliens (read: they've seen some weird shit in their days) so they won't be bothered. go team.

Sup, Danni! Quick comment before I breeze off to work--you have no idea how much I'm amused by the thought of these two interacting.

welcome coffee!! apologies for how late this is coming (and that i haven't yet tagged you back!!) i was gone on a long weekend vacation but i am back now and trying to slog through my inbox! ty for your patience! >:'ccc and i hope you have been enjoying yourself!

NAH DUDE we are totally cool, I fully support long weekends! And yes, 'tis lovely here. c:

that's great to hear! :>