get in losers, we're going memeing (+1 nerd detective)

[hedonistic]

HELLO FRIENDS. this is batty, player of your resident Emotionless Ninja Sai, bringing you her second character, Shuusei Kagari from Psycho-Pass, a canon that's like a combination of 1984 and the Minority Report.

Continuing my trend of characters with depressing childhoods, people in Psycho Pass's terrible cyberpunk dystopia Japan are constantly measured on their mental stability and propensity to commit a crime, and Kagari here was flagged as a latent criminal at the tender age of 5. He spends 15 years in an isolation facility before he's finally given the opportunity to work for the Public Safety Bureau as an Enforcer, which is exactly as screwed up as it sounds.

For those who are canon familiar, he's coming in from after Makishima's funtime murder maze party after episode 11, but before Akane's memory scoop or the helmet riots.

UNLIKE SAI, though, this one actually has social skills. For the most part. He's basically a walking human shitpost and pretty much an "internet troll" type personality to a tee, but he's also fairly easygoing and a good friend.

i'm really excited to play him with everyone!! as always, hmu on plurk @ goodluckmodes or on discord @ batty#0961 for all your plotting needs c:

+1 phantom menace (bc she's a spirit medium... get it???)

[feytality]

Hello friends!! It's a-me, Sipp(io)! I was here once before, once upon a December, but now I'm back with a much cuter and less murdery character, like the chump that I am.

This is Maya Fey from Ace Attorney (aka: that one anime magical lawyers game where evidence law doesn't exist and defense lawyers have to CSI their way out of a death sentence for their clients). If you're not familiar with Ace Attorney, don't worry, it's even more ridiculous than that.

Maya here is an excitable little twerp with a bottomless stomach and endless enthusiasm for shenanigans of all kind. Armed with a plucky spirit (see what I did there), a total disregard for what "personal property" means, eternal optimism, the worst luck in the world, and Phoenix's wallet, she goes on a magical journey to -- wow this is sounding like a Disney movie. Maya is also a spirit medium (in training!) meaning she's all about the supernatural. Because of her canon point (the end of the first game), her powers are pretty weak, but once she trains enough she'll be able to channel dead people. WOO.

SO WHO WANTS A PLUCKY SIDEKICK??? She's "free" to a good home just walk her and feed her five meals a day, and ready to be the bestest assistant ever and probably get arrested for murder.

I'm over at sippycup if anyone wants to hit me up, and I also tossed Maya up on the CR meme because I was too excited. C: I'm so happy to be back and I'm stoked to play with you guys again!

i come bearing googlesheets

[dishearten]

LET'S COORDINATE SOME COVERSTORIES, Y'ALL!

our upcoming mission is full of all sorts of fantastic cover stories, and rife with opportunities for new cr. however, as handy as our cr meme is, it's at 700 comments or more, and that's a lot of information to try and remember. i'm not gonna remember that. so i present to you, this handy dandy COVER STORY LIST! i've left places for character names, their specific job, some notes or comments on that job, a place to contact you, and even a handy link for your cr meme comment, if you went more in-depth there! currently on the form are all the locations we mentioned on our as-of-right-now locations list, though feel free to add other locations or even groups or alliances characters might interact with each other in. i have them in alphabetical order at the moment, but if you don't know how to do that just add your stuff at the bottom and i'll alphabetize when i get a chance to take a look. and, of course, feel free to add more sections if you think it'd be handy! these were just the things i thought of off the top of my head. lemme know if you're having trouble editting the form, but it should be good to go! and with that, start plotting, my future friendos. ♥ EDIT: if google forms aren't your thing, you can just put any information you have at the bottom. i will periodically auto-sort to put it back in alphabetical order!