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Salutations, Futurologists!
I'm Pax, and somehow I've managed to worm Miles Upshur from the vidya game Outlast into your midst.
For the canon-blind, Outlast is a survival-horror game that involves a lot of parkour. I know the motto is "Run, Hide or Die", but there tends to be a heck of a lot of running. And dying. It's rough stuff. Miles is an investigative journalist who went to a creepy asylum to do his job and wound up involved in weird weaponized remote-viewing antics. It's got a lot of violent and gore-y themes, so to combat that, I've set up an OPT OUT POST, for those of you who simply would like to take a free pass on any mention of such themes.
Miles himself is an intrepid soul with a sailor's mouth. He's arriving at a canon point that is technically "post!game", but is also a bunch of handwave-y extrapolation because anyone who's experienced the game knows how ambiguous his fate was -- and with him, he's got a sentient nanocloud called "the Walrider" that knows nothing and can do nothing unto others but violence. Neat stuff, huh? I'll get a post up regarding his hitchhiking companion that you'll hopefully not see much of. Miles himself is plenty shaky from his experiences, and definitely looks like he's been put up in front of an active firing range aaaaaaand is basically the human personification of what happens if " ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ " and that one @dril tweet about walking backwards into hell with both middle fingers raised have children.
( pictured above: a literal human trainwreck )
You can best reach me at
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and for sure there will be c: slides you a plurk add
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im super canonblind but futuro is filled with human (and sometimes not human) trainwrecks, he'll fit right in
HI PAX, i'm danni! i play kung jin from mortal kombat, and they must be related cause that dril tweet is basically him too. constantly. welcome to the game!
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DRIL TWEET SIBLINGS UNITE i swear if you say "danger" these two better be the first lined up to get involved in it. i'm a little canon blind to MK's storyline but i've watched people beat the crap out of one another a lot and it's definitely my jam
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basically, mk is game of thrones but also a panfandom rp but like from the 90s so there's a lot of ninjas and robots and shit. freddy kreuger was there once. no one knows, i certainly don't know, it's a disaster, but boy is it fun
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freddy kreuger could have been in outlast, and nobody would have batted an eye. i'm ready for every MK/OUTLAST that will result from our cr, are you ready ARE YOU
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miles is in dreadful need of a little TLC - he's been Through A Lot, so i apologize in advance for his mouth bc olivia is a lady who should not be subjected to a trash-talking journalist. but at the same time yes???
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aaaalso, thanks to the wonders of alastair magic (and ac bank rewards), olivia has healing powers and new empath powers (that she's still struggling to... figure out...) so! extra fun can be had??!
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miles cussing in the distance and the sound of chihiro shaking her coin jar at him is now the soundtrack of my LIFE
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beggar child, you think, but really, just the curse police
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g Osh
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Anyhow, I'm Jayes and I play this weirdo OC called Lapis who is a medium that usually has a ghost hanging out with her.... So kinda like the Walrider, except with a lot less murder. Hope you have fun here! /o/
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i got so excited about this, i want so many threads already. a medium would be so helpful to have on speeddial: "hey lapis how do you deal with a dick of a poltergeist that keeps mauling your bedsheets"
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And omg yes I need this. Lapis' powers let her naturally suppress spirits so she'll just stare down the dick poltergeist.... and let Miles borrow the bottle of holy water she has too, just in case.
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even if it is just calling someone at 3am to whine A LOT!!!!
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And Lapis is okay with this, just patiently listens to all the whining at 3am.
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i am vaguely familiar with steven universe and DAAAAYUM i love me jasper im all about ladies with biceps that could crush my skull like a tender grape....
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anyway she's got a REAL GREAT HISTORY with sensitivity towards trauma victims so I'm sure they'll be chilling immediately
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she's ORANGE so
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ANYWAY welcome to the game Pax! I don't know this person at all because I'm a loser but hopefully we can change that since he's in-game! I've got Peter Parker (obvious) and Graham Humbert (OUAT) in game!
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there's a lot of nifty playthroughs on yt for outlast, if that's ever a route anybody wants to take but otherwise i try to write like ppl are canonblind because I'M NICE LIKE THAT.
i'm lying i'm a terror. and omg peter and miles might have a lot in common, they're both glued to their cameras............no subject
but anyway they should take pictures of each other and somehow pictures of each other taking pictures of each other and inception the whole game into a world of madness
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god knows miles could use some Actual Journalism that doesn't involve creepy asylum crawls and certain death.......
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I'm gonna add you on plurk if that's ok! I'm goplayzelda :)