slapfight: (△ i will leave you to your moosey fate)
lime green drama queen ([personal profile] slapfight) wrote in [community profile] axiology2016-09-10 08:57 pm
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(enter, pursued by bees)


(she's 100% smarter than your average Peridot)

GOOD EVENING, AUDENTES.

I'm Chris. You may know me as Urahara "I Make Manipulation Look Fun" Kisuke, but now you can know me as another nerd associated with the color green.

This is Peridot from Steven Universe. She's four feet tall, loud, shrill, thinks she's the greatest thing since Era One quartzes, can manipulate metal with her brain, a certified kindergartner (both relevant to her maturity AND her actual job description), and is here to tell you how wonderful she is, even if she has to scream it at you.

She's also a gem. Specifically a Peridot. I mean... shocker right. More importantly, she's a Crystal Gem, a rebel against her Homeworld who has recently decided she loves Earth and wants to protect it and live in a hipster art barn in the country with her hot roommate. Unfortunately, this game has other plans for her, so she GUESSES she'll protect all these other worlds, if it gets her back to Earth faster.

She's coming in from 4x01: The Kindergarten Kid. Out of one set of wacky hi-jinks and into another... set... Yep.

ALSO. I'm aware there was another Peridot here awhile back, so let me go on the record to say that I am sorry to everyone she may have victimized or tormented or was generally obnoxious to in the past that is still with us, but... as a reformed gem, she's going to refuse to acknowledge or accept your pain, and will be annoyed if you continue to be mad at her about it. UGH. SHE'S DIFFERENT NOW. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WASN'T A DIFFERENT PERIDOT. SHE HAS NO RECOLLECTION OF ANY OF THIS.
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hardnosed: (JESUS CHRIST MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS)

[personal profile] hardnosed 2016-09-11 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
welcome to hell everybody
slapfight: (△and then he threw a can at my head)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-11 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
the screaming and door slamming will never stop.
hardnosed: (they called him cassius;)

[personal profile] hardnosed 2016-09-11 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
ROUND TWO IN THE DESERT

whoever wins, ears lose
slapfight: (△ you can hide but you can't... HIDE)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god they're both going to be so obnoxious during that event. in like completely different ways.

and somehow through all of it, Peridot decides spurs are fashionable and Jasper obtains a poncho.
hardnosed: (i'm rocking my peers)

[personal profile] hardnosed 2016-09-11 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god

I mean she won't buy one but you know the next time she wants to swag on in with a shapeshifted cape....... it's gonna be a fucking poncho
slapfight: (△ WE HAVE CHILLI BEANS)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-11 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[MARIACHI BAND PLAYING "THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY" THEME]
onethousen: (smile | going about my day)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-09-11 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
i think the best part is sitting here going

"that sounds just like peridot" reading her objection to acknowledging anyone's prior pain LOOK DID YOU GET HER CUT NUMBER. BECAUSE THERE IS NOT JUST ONE.
slapfight: (△ DON'T SAY DELICIOUS.)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-11 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
WE PROBABLY CAME FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACETS, YOU PLEBE.
onethousen: (curious | peers out)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-09-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
here to educate the masses, we now present... peridot
slapfight: (△ cows are my friends)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-11 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
she knows a lot about social justice now. she has access to tumblr.

or you know. the su version of it.
onethousen: (surprise | come fade away)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-09-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
peridot no

NO PERIDOT
twinpeak: (pic#10594942)

[personal profile] twinpeak 2016-09-11 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
that gif refuses to do anything but lag real slowly for me and holy crap
slapfight: (△ I MUST HAVE PUNCH NOW.)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
she is a feral beast.

all your marshmallows shall know her wrath.
twinpeak: (pic#10594929)

[personal profile] twinpeak 2016-09-11 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
they will and they do... just very gradually
boneafide: (41)

[personal profile] boneafide 2016-09-11 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
AS THE ONE WHO PLAYED PERIDOT HERE IN THE PAST I AM GLAD NOW I HAVE THE CHANCE TO HAVE CR WITH HER WITH PAPYRUS so they can nyeh heh heh together

also she definitely pushed Keats off a roof, just letting you know, he's not going to be happy with her, I am sorry.
slapfight: (△ THE PANTS COMMAND ME.)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-11 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
NYEH EH EH EH. perfect. i am so thrilled. THEIR COMBINED LAUGHTER WILL MAKE SKELETOR WEEP.

also i mostly feel sorry for keats, man. she is not gonna leave him alone. WHY DO YOU HATE ME. STOP HATING ME. HOW DARE YOU HATE ME.
boneafide: (pic#9759589)

[personal profile] boneafide 2016-09-13 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
welcome to keats, he hates everyone, but now especially peridot
competing: (Default)

[personal profile] competing 2016-09-11 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
yesss i love peridot!! so excited for her!
flashbanging: won't do me no good washing in the river (can't no preacher man save my soul)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2016-09-12 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
peridot is the best little gremlin; I am so glad you have brought her to us
slapfight: (△ WE HAVE CHILLI BEANS)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-12 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
LET HER CAPTURE YOUR HEART, AUDENTES. LOVE HER AND DESPAIR.
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[personal profile] moneyballer 2016-09-12 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
she is such a wonderful little demon
slapfight: (△ and a clown with no head!)

[personal profile] slapfight 2016-09-12 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
a sheer delight to everyone she meets.
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