tfw no g(em)f(usion)

[hardnosed]

Good morning, Futurology! My name is Leah, and today I'm bringing you guys a a 90s dub anime villain trapped in the body of a thundercat. Here's some footage of her dramatically sinking into the ocean in an attempt to intimidate two prepubescent children.



This is Jasper, from the cartoon Steven Universe. She's a beefy 5.5k year old rock alien who works for an evil rock empire, treats everybody around her like garbage, and respects nothing but strength and power, until that strength leads someone to actually beat her at which point she becomes the sorest loser in the world. She likes fighting, winning, being overdramatic, and long walks on the ocean floor. She hates earth, failure, weakness, deviations from her dystopian society's rigid social roles, and anything that challenges her extremely volatile sense of self-worth. I'm taking her from the episode Earthlings, when she's losing a fight to SPOILERS but before she SPOILERS, so she won't be happy to be here, but she wasn't going to be happy anyway. Fortunately, as long as she's got her brute strength and sparkling personality to fall back on, nobody else on Audentes will be either!

I'm very excited to be here, and you can contact me at shiteous or by PMing this journal, whichever.

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[hardnosed]

i'm very glad we have an understanding but just in case i made you this

[winces]

OH MY GOD