axiology | [chaotic piano noises playing in the distance]

I'm Chris! And this jerk with his super fly bucket hat is Urahara Kisuke from BLEACH (coming in fresh from the Deicide arc where everything is bittersweet and not on fire). He is just... a humble, polite, eccentric, cat-loving shopkeeper who is also the single-most brilliant individual in his canon. And if that weren't enough, he's scary in ways that aren't just all about his brain. He's pretty extra, even if he isn't really all that concerned with being powerful and more concerned with being smart and understanding everything around him- it just makes the whole "kind but sure as hell not nice" aspect of his personality stand out.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, at the moment, he's pretty content with being back on square one with everyone here, so be prepared for a slow reveal of just how scary he can be (you know after you either write him off as a moron or decide he's a total sweetheart against all personal logic), so he can get away with doing as little as possible that isn't, you know, science and understanding what ALASTAIR really is. LOOK IT'S NOT LIKE HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE THE WORK YOU'RE DOING, GUYS. He just... has some control issues and some problems with people with god complexes he had to beat into submission that are still a little raw right now.

I'm sure this will go well for him. And everyone else.

Here's pretty much all the things you need to know about him (nooot spoiler friendly), including his terrifying list of abilities and skills hiding underneath that nerdy dorky facade. FOR NOW, HE'S HERE TO DO A SCIENCE. And be an awesome squidge dad, because he's adorable with smol children. Even water baby smol children.

ANY QUESTIONS, CONCERNS, FUTURE PLOTTING, COME AT ME. You can find me at this journal or you can add me on plurk at