what year is it

[feathery]

hey guys! i'm nix and i bring with me an unfortunate bird from an even more unfortunate canon, davesprite from homestuck. he's a time traveler turned video game strategy guide, who happens to be orange and feathery and 13 (or possibly 14, because time travel likes to complicate these things). he has a fondness for music, snark, pop culture, and weird dead things preserved in various ways.

he also has a lot of existential angst for someone who should be in 8th grade, which may or may not be linked to why he's a bird (it's totally linked to why he's a bird). but he's mostly a huge nerd who likes the sound of his own voice and raps sometimes.

EXCITED TO BE HERE feel free to add me on plurk if that's your jam

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[winces]

l o l

[feathery]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[winces]

i am tickled
shh its ok youre safe now

[fintastic]

BIRD FRIEND!!!!!

[feathery]

FISH FRIEND!!!!!!

ready 4 this friendship hussie stiffed us on tbh

[fintastic]

It will be beautiful, I'm only sad that she hasn't been Fefeta at her canon point :'(

[digiorno]

TINY BIRD DAVE

hello nix, I'm Anne, it's lovely to meet you! (although we may have crossed paths what back in distant skies? idk memory is a many splendored thing.) I love davesprite and am super curious to see how he does here, and also just typoed it davespite so there you go.

here at futuro I play giorno giovanna from jojo's bizarre adventure, who has some existential angst but not as much, probably because he is a teen mafioso and not a bird. looking forward to playing with you!

[feathery]

omg YEAH i was in distant skies way back when. SURPRISE it's me... playing a different iteration of the character i played there literal years later, smh.

looking forward to rping with you again! i'm canon blind to jjba but lbr with a canon like that, that seems like half the fun in rp

[digiorno]

look it's ok dave is Himself enough that theres years of material there. and even knowing the canon of jjba as well as I do it barely makes sense, it's a constant state of questioning everything playing from this canon.

[feathery]

grips your hand, i'm glad you are free

but EXCELLENT i only know the broad strokes of fate, but i am 100% on board for this. existential angst + snark are a gr8 combo

[feytality]

hello!! welcome to the game! I'm Sipp, and I play this non-feathery menace here <: nice to meet you!

[feathery]

nice to meet you! also ngl i'm only familiar with ace attorney through osmosis but her username is an amazing pun

[respired]

hello and welcome!! my name's lyn & I've got a dead elf of warcraft (koltira deathweaver, this fella here) & jesse mccree, the overwatch cowboy. i'm a LITTLE familiar with homestuck, albeit mostly through fandom osmosis; i've always liked the various iterations of dave trying real hard to be cool though

[feathery]

YOU ADMITTEDLY HAVE AN ADVANTAGE OVER ME somehow despite overwatch being everywhere, my major knowledge of jesse involves something about it being high noon

thank you for the welcome! jazz hands i'm so ready for this weekend

[skelepun]

my canon was started in the creator of your canon's basement, so like. we're basically cousins.

Welcome to the game! My name's Em, I play this time skeleton joke man! I hope you're ready for a lot of bad bird jokes. There are just so many. (also I'm safelybeds on plurk; threw you an add if that's cool!)

[feathery]

AH YES THE SUPERIOR, MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL COUSIN

so proud of you for moving out of the basement, little cousin

i'm so ready for bad bird jokes

[trueborn]

im late to this entire intro but

hell

yes

im pax, AND I LOVE THIS BIRDBOY. i play a sad dragonprince ninurrta noah from cavalier of the abyss, who is also consistently gripped by existential dread so i aspire to gain cr with you where they studiously avoid and internalize all their #emotions

hope you dont mind my adding you on plurk (im forzare)

[feathery]

I THINK YOU MEAN

EXACTLY ON TIME

but yes, please do!

i'm so glad there are so many characters here BURIED UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS in existential dread and pretending they have the opposite of feelings

[feathery]

actually just adds you first how bout that

[dishearten]

im a grandma that knows nothing about anything so i have no experience with homestuck, but he seems like a cutie and i'm excited to see him!

i play graham from ouat and peter parker from tasm here. can't wait to throw one or both at him :)

[feathery]

you're an extremely wise grandma, pls teach me your ways

can't wait to thread with you! idk ouat very well, but who DOESN'T know peter parker of the 3 film franchise reboot at this point (i say this with utmost fondness)

[sadgay]

Welcome! I'm Kath and I may not be new here but Connor is. He's an asshole but he has somewhat of a soft spot for children so Dave has that going for him.

Also is my memory funny or did you play at CDC once upon a time?

[feathery]

ty for the welcome! i hope connor is prepared for the utterly outrageous bs that this child says

and I DID... laughs everyone remembers me from games where i played dave

hangs my head in shame