what year is it

[feathery]

hey guys! i'm nix and i bring with me an unfortunate bird from an even more unfortunate canon, davesprite from homestuck. he's a time traveler turned video game strategy guide, who happens to be orange and feathery and 13 (or possibly 14, because time travel likes to complicate these things). he has a fondness for music, snark, pop culture, and weird dead things preserved in various ways.

he also has a lot of existential angst for someone who should be in 8th grade, which may or may not be linked to why he's a bird (it's totally linked to why he's a bird). but he's mostly a huge nerd who likes the sound of his own voice and raps sometimes.

EXCITED TO BE HERE feel free to add me on plurk if that's your jam

Comments

[winces]

l o l

[fintastic]

BIRD FRIEND!!!!!

[feathery]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[winces]

i am tickled
shh its ok youre safe now

[digiorno]

TINY BIRD DAVE

hello nix, I'm Anne, it's lovely to meet you! (although we may have crossed paths what back in distant skies? idk memory is a many splendored thing.) I love davesprite and am super curious to see how he does here, and also just typoed it davespite so there you go.

here at futuro I play giorno giovanna from jojo's bizarre adventure, who has some existential angst but not as much, probably because he is a teen mafioso and not a bird. looking forward to playing with you!

[feathery]

FISH FRIEND!!!!!!

ready 4 this friendship hussie stiffed us on tbh

[feathery]

omg YEAH i was in distant skies way back when. SURPRISE it's me... playing a different iteration of the character i played there literal years later, smh.

looking forward to rping with you again! i'm canon blind to jjba but lbr with a canon like that, that seems like half the fun in rp

[feathery]

does that mean he'll get a hug at some point

[digiorno]

look it's ok dave is Himself enough that theres years of material there. and even knowing the canon of jjba as well as I do it barely makes sense, it's a constant state of questioning everything playing from this canon.

[winces]

yes he's gonna be her new son obviously

[feathery]

it's true. dave being Himself and running up an astronomical wordcount must be why canon STILL HASN'T ENDED

i trust you completely on this. i've seen so many pages of jjba out of context and every time my friends tell me it makes about that much sense in context

[feathery]

grips your hand, i'm glad you are free

but EXCELLENT i only know the broad strokes of fate, but i am 100% on board for this. existential angst + snark are a gr8 combo

[feathery]

i mean she's a hot mom

and she matches roxy's color scheme

how could he say no

[feathery]

ok but rose is amazing and she is a character i don't see enough

(i'd commit enabling crimes for rose lalonde)

dude, you had him at cheetos. he'll bring some nachos for good measure.

[feathery]

yeah i'd totally be down for that!

i'm gonna add you on plurk, if that's cool?

[fintastic]

It will be beautiful, I'm only sad that she hasn't been Fefeta at her canon point :'(

[feathery]

ty! can't wait for the plot to kick off so these two can meet

[feathery]

tbh this makes me feel like we need a nepeta now

she is the missing link

nepetaquest 2k17

[feathery]

but

will anderson rap