EVENT PLOTTING: THE BATTLE FOR OSKA

[futurologists]

OH, SHIT Disaster strikes! And that disaster is named Zymandis. After spending weeks in Terra Felis, Cassie announced what the real problem was with Oska: the rifts were manually shut down to prevent any new Zymandis agents from filtering in while their shields were down. Now that Audentes is back in Oska, it's time to get to work. Destroy the Zymandis robots (and whatever fleshy agents teleported in, too) and reset the shielding so we can put this nightmare behind us and move on with saving the multiverse. NOTES Please use this post to plot in the comments below! QUESTIONS? Please direct any questions about this log to this comment. All questions regarding the game in general should be directed to the FAQ.

Comments

[dbag]

rhys will be very conflicted, he loves robos, why are you doing this to him!!! a strength boost would just make him only SLIGHTLY below average, so he's gonna go with speed instead since he spends most of his time running away anyway. thank u kitty kween.

he is absolutely not a fighter, so he will spend most of his time running and hiding... he is very used to having robots protect him, so he will probably attempt to hack a shielder! he can access technology remotely because of Borderlands Science™ so he won't have to get close to anything. he's mostly just gonna have it protecting him, but if u want some cover he will totally let it protect you while you do action hero shit.

also, dumpy is gonna be around. doing dumpy things. probably almost dying, worst drone ever!!! he won't be helping out afterwards bc he's lazy but i'm up for all other sol garbage oska things.

[flashbanging]

gently tucks rhys behind him

[dbag]

RIDES ON HIS BACK LIKE A KOALA

[cachemoney]

just npc dumpy in a h/c thread with me

[dbag]

are you asking me for a dumpy/fiona h/c thread..........

[cachemoney]

that is literally what i just asked for, yes.

[dbag]

fiona: "i'm hurt"
dumpy: *inhuman shrieking*

[cachemoney]

no, no, dumpy would be the H

fiona cradles his beaten and sparking body to her bosom



and then gets electrocuted

[dbag]

wow fine if you don't want a thread with my character i'm only gonna write dumpy/fiona's hat

[cachemoney]

hat: flutters sensuously

[dbag]

can dumpy wear it

[cachemoney]

whoa yes but we'll have to musebox that, too racy

[dbag]

good write me a starter

[moneyman]

let's be largely useless together

[dbag]

absolutely, are you gonna top level or should i write a thing!

[moneyman]

i am probably going to toplevel buuuut it might take me a few days because i want to catch up on stuff, so as long as that's okay don't worry about writing me anything! i haven't topleveled in forever so i need to do it cries

[dbag]

okay, lmk when it goes up and i will attack it