+1 Author, Dreamweaver, Visionary, plus Actor

[ex_mettacrusher33]

You are about to enter the world of my imagination.

You are entering...


My Darkplace.

AKA yo, it's Clocks again, playing... this fuck again: Mettaton, from Undertale! He's an entertainment robot with an obsession with humans and human-culture and he's here to be your sass-master, your newscaster, your best friend, or your pettiest enemy!! Skills include: dancing?? (see above), singing, hype-manning, and putting lots and lots of glitter on things.

Since Mettaton's a huuuugely dramatic dude, he's bound to inflict some negative CR every once in a while. While I personally love to play out the consequences of that (and honestly, he deserves a few punches), I 100% would understand if you did not. If at any point you are uncomfortable with my character or me, please drop me a line on plurk (clockmongler), pm me here, or leave a note on my HMD/permissions post. We're all here to have a good time; please never ever feel afraid to tell me if you ain't.

So yeah! Feel free to friend me over at plurk if you wanna. Let's party!

Comments

[digiorno]

hi clocks! hi, that bo burnham throwing glitter gif given character form! i'm anne, i play giorno giovanna from jojos bizarre adventure. welcome to the game, i have been excited about your dramatic fuck since i saw him in the queue because i love putting dramatic fucks next to dramatic fucks and seeing what happens? nice.

throws glitter at you CONTINUOUSLY

[ex_mettacrusher33]

YEAAAH A JOJO i legit know nothing about that canon aside from posing and fabulous, but i know for certain that if giorno is just as dramatic as mettaton, they are either going to be best friends or end up suplexing each other into piles of glitter. Maybe both. EITHER WAY we all win.

Thanks for the hype and see you in the game, hopefully!

[digiorno]

that's ok i know very little about undertale except: monsters? bad stuff happens. either it ends ok or it ends very poorly for everyone. mettaton sticks leggy way out. and yeah giorno is--IT'S HARD TO SAY THE MOST DRAMATIC JOJO, but he's up there. one time he grew a tree out of nothing just so he could pose in it. there will definitely be a lot of glitter re-fucking-gardless, so it'll be greato.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

holy shit, mtt would 100% be behind that dedication to putting on a show. he's made like 24 movies that are all 4 hours of him laying on the floor with rose petals showering over him.

besties.

[digiorno]

giorno can make rose petals out of nothing also. jsyk.

this is gonna go great and by great i mean everyone will hate them

[ex_mettacrusher33]

that's just called jealousy, my dude.

that's jealousy.

[digiorno]

all i can think of is this tbh

[respired]

Hey, Clocks; welcome back! I've still got this undead elf here, as well as Overwatch's McCree ... both super extra in their own way. 'cause that's what makes it fun, of course c:

[ex_mettacrusher33]

AYYYE WHAT UP! it's great. these bitches more extra than some hot news in the 1920s.

[pummelling]

sticks leg real high in the air

hello!! im danni and im EXCITED FOR AUDENTES TO GET 10000x MORE DRAMATIQUE. i play kung jin from mortal kombat, who isnt, but lowkey will be, because god mettaton please dig up people's dirt so jin can spectate that shit. welcome to the game!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

HEY THERE!! i may or may not have peeped some of your threads because of jean and my mortal kombat boner (it was my entire childhood and mileena is my forever-girl, shh)

kung jin quietly suffering johnny cage flashbacks in the midst of all his drama-mongering.

you KNOW mtt would have made some shit like ninja mime.

[pummelling]

oh my god r e a l l y... im very flattered thank you, and thrilled that someone else loves this hot mess of a series omg. i also love mileena dearly mkx mileena deserved so much better

ok now that you've said that we 1) DEFINITELY need a johnny 2) need the mtt ninja mime remake

[ex_mettacrusher33]

OH MY GOD SHE DID but i love her design way more, so i guess there's that. beautiful ms butterface

i want a johnny only if he's accompanied by this song every single thread.

[pummelling]

everyone will regret horribly betraying her when 5000 mileenas suddenly descend upon outworld. my gorgeous toothy princess who did nothing wrong except eating and murdering all those people it's fine?? it's fine.

also please god. ive wanted castmates-- any castmates-- for ages. i want jin's crew the most but i will never say no to JOHNNY CAGE IS NOT AFRAID TO DIEEEEE

[ex_mettacrusher33]

i don't know what it is with me and tyrants whose names start with m and have a love for the color pink, but here i am. loving some assholes.

i know the struggle, my dude. i used to play from guilty gear. fighting game canons need more love.

[winces]

ee, welcome back clocks!!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

thanks!

can i ask for dance lessons.

[winces]

um yes ofc

[aspearation]

Why does ALASTAIR torment her like this

[ex_mettacrusher33]

jealousy looks so bad on you

[moneyballer]

I AM SO EXCITED

[ex_mettacrusher33]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ASHER!!!!

please teach him about being a lawyer. i need an excuse for mettaton to lounge on a table in a judge robe and knocking his heel down as a gavel.