+1 knight in shining armor

[invisiblade]

hello hello Futuro!! it's so nice to have finally made it here! my name is cat and this christmas i've brought you all Fate/stay night's cash cow: Saber.

Saber is a famous knight and king, appropriately titled THE KING OF KNIGHTS (durrhurr) and basically that means she is #1 on team chivalry. make sure you're treatin' all yo ladies right cause if not the king might just swoop in and charm the panties off em. LMAO NO OK BUT REALLY she is the chief of the justice police so don't fuck up or she'll stab you with her invisible sword.

she is definitely one of those don't judge a book by it's cover type of people because while she may look like a harmless bitty teenage girl, she's actually an extremely powerful warrior capable of taking on more than her fair share of the supernatural. but realtalk she's actually just here to eat all the things.



also she's super old school so pls excuse her if she doesn't get ur jokes or your technology. 5th century humor is very dry. she's also kind of a wet blanket and socially awkward because what are human emotions?? how do you feel the feels? tl;dr: much deadpan, very lineface wow.

please feel free to hit me up on the plurk machine at cheshirechu if you'd like! just comment here so i know who i'm adding! i'm super excited to play with everyone here!

Comments

[invisiblade]

LMFOAKJHAKJHAD SABER WILL DO HER BEST TO PROTECT ALL THE GIRLS FROM GROSS GILGAMESH, MASTER OR NO.

i've already pictured Saber chauffeuring a bitty master!Sakura around and when things get dangerous, escorting her to a safe place princess style.

d-doki.

[keystaff]

IT IS THE HONORABLE AND RIGHT THING TO DO OKAY. Nobody deserves to be inflicted with Gil. I mean.

But seriously that image is the most adorable and hilarious thing oh lord. I never knew how much I needed this in my life. Esp if Sakura ever gets a canon mate just there like '......how...why...not even going to ask.' because of COURSE Sakura ends up with an army/knight protecting her to the death.

[invisiblade]

Saber would not wish such suffering upon anyone.

ofc somebody's gotta do it!!!

[keystaff]

She's already bffs with the likes of Alice and has plenty of others watching out for her anyway that probably would also fight for her if necessary. Everyone knowing Saber is keeping an eye on her would prob have them relieved and relaxed that much more.

[invisiblade]

well this will probs happen regardless of who winds up becoming her master!!

[keystaff]

Yup. Probably. Because everyone still worries about her regardless of the Cards. This is why she needs someone else or Kero or something to help keep an eye on her okay.