axiology | +1 knight in shining armor

hello hello Futuro!! it's so nice to have finally made it here! my name is cat and this christmas i've brought you all Fate/stay night's cash cow: Saber.

Saber is a famous knight and king, appropriately titled THE KING OF KNIGHTS (durrhurr) and basically that means she is #1 on team chivalry. make sure you're treatin' all yo ladies right cause if not the king might just swoop in and charm the panties off em. LMAO NO OK BUT REALLY she is the chief of the justice police so don't fuck up or she'll stab you with her invisible sword.

she is definitely one of those don't judge a book by it's cover type of people because while she may look like a harmless bitty teenage girl, she's actually an extremely powerful warrior capable of taking on more than her fair share of the supernatural. but realtalk she's actually just here to eat all the things.

also she's super old school so pls excuse her if she doesn't get ur jokes or your technology. 5th century humor is very dry. she's also kind of a wet blanket and socially awkward because what are human emotions?? how do you feel the feels? tl;dr: much deadpan, very lineface wow.

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