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[moneyman]

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HELLO. My name is Alison and I am 100% new. Today I offer you a tiny nerd: Vaughn from Tales from the Borderlands! If you haven't played the game (which you should!), he is a talkative, excitable accountant who winds up in way over his head (insert short joke) when he and his BFF's attempt to get revenge on a coworker goes very wrong. Thus he's forced to pull his shit together to survive on The Worst Planet Ever, insecure and panicky though he may be. Needless to say, there's a lot of screaming involved and I don't expect it'll be much different here. Hooray!

Also he's inexplicably shredded and likes hugs.

Aaanyway, I'm over at solarhalfbreed for plotting and whatever else so feel free to add! I'm super excited to be here and looking forward to playing with everyone!

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[respired]

I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS TINY NERD ... hello, Alison, I'm lyn! I've got Koltira here (of Warcraft) & McCree, of Overwatch / high noon memes fame. It's nice to meet you, and I hope you have fun in game!

[moneyman]

Ahhh I'm glad! I'm... kinda canon-familiar for both of them, in that I played WoW for a long time and I live with someone who is VERY into Overwatch. So I'd love to play with both sometime!

I had fun on the TDM so I'm sure I'll have a lot of fun in the game. It's nice to meet you, too!

[dbag]

HELLO!!! I'm Elle, I play this megadouche who you've probably never heard of, and I speak on behalf of literally everyone in the entire world probably when I say we're super stoked to have you here. personally I'm excited for someone to actually like Rhys again, what will THAT world be like. anyway I'm on plurk at regnant and I will be adding you if that's cool ccc:

[moneyman]

Yesss please do! I for one am shocked that people don't like Rhys, what reason could they possibly have?? (your username is fantastic btw)

But yeah I'm so glad, I'm really happy to be here too ahhhhh. And it's nice to meet you - I hope you like being followed around a lot!!

[competing]

hi alison!! c: welcome to futuro. i'm lena, and i play olivia from fire emblem: awakening, and lance here from voltron: legendary defender. i admit i am completely canonblind to the game, but vaughn sounds incredibly interesting and fun and i can't wait for the chance to throw either (or both?!) of my characters at him.

[moneyman]

Hiii! Yeah he's a turbonerd but he's fun to play, so I hope he's fun to play with also! And ahhhh Oliviaaa (I played Lissa for a little while so I'm very familiar!)

It's nice to meet you!

[winces]

omg lissa!!! it's so hard to find fe:as these days... reaches for pathetically...

but yes, i'm sure he'll be absolutely darling c:

[cachemoney]

IM SO PUMPED finally someone else who can tolerate rhys, pls take him off fiona's hands

It's nice to meet you, Alison!! I'm Theresa and in addition to Fiona, I also play Hellboy (hellshaped). I'm bloodmoney on plurk and I'm gonna add you if that's okay c:

[moneyman]

Oh man I can't wait for everyone to judge him for being bffs with Rhys, it's gonna be awesome.

It's nice to meet you too, please feel free to add!!

[twinpeak]

wtf, get out

[moneyman]

why are you so mean

[twinpeak]

are you just going to take me bullying you like this...

[moneyman]

n...no..... (pouting jon snow emote)

[twinpeak]

i'm not convinced

nerd

[moneyman]

the nerd is you, nerd

[twinpeak]

no one will believe you. no one.

[secondnature]

somehow we ended up with all three Alisons in one game again

also hi!

[moneyman]

...omg, wait, nametwin? hi!!

[secondnature]

HOWDY

[pummelling]

HIYA ALISON, I am so thrilled to see all these borderlands in futuro, I've got lilith from the main games kicking about but tftbl was where I started. :') in futuro however I just have kung jin from mortal kombat!! hope you don't mind one more on the plurk add train and welcome!

[moneyman]

Ooo Lilith, awesome! And yeah, I started with Tales too, which is good because I'm complete garbage at shooters so I would have fallen off that wagon pretty fast if I'd tried any of the other games first. Super embarrassing.

But yes, feel free to add, and thank you!!

[pummelling]

me too oh my god, it's a good thing that Borderlands is forgiving for a fps game otherwise i would have nnnnooot gotten through bl1 and 2 at all

you're welcome!! hope to pursue some threads with you soon, even if jin is... sort of a dick, but hey, vaughn's hyperion, he's probably used to it

[weatherscience]

ahhh welcome to the game Alison! c: i'm celen and i've got nami here from one piece and stiles stilinski from teen wolf, and tbh i'm super stoked to throw both at vaughn-- nami has been slaying rhys on a regular basis, while stiles is. actually friends with him CAN YOU BELIEVE

anyway!! it's nice to meet you, i hope you have fun here :>

[moneyman]

Haha, what kind of jackass would actually be friends with Rhys??

No for real though it's nice to meet you too, and I'd love to play with either or both of yours sometime!

[heroforhobby]

Hi, Alison, I'm Tobyfs, I'm new too playing Saitama here, and I love the beefy bro that is Vaughn, I'm glad he's in game now!!

[moneyman]

Heeey, nice to meet you too! I'm glad you love him - I do too, it's actually kind of embarrassing. But yes, I'd love to play with Saitama sometime!

[heroforhobby]

Borderlands in general is one if my fave things, the fps gamed I've played like 4 times each.

And if you have to have an embarrassing love of any of the BL characters, it might as well be vaughn

[reverseengineer]

DID SOMEONE SAY TINY NERD

Sup, I'm Shana, I play a different tiny nerd: Pidge from Voltron. I have not played Tales from the Borderlands but I've heard many good things! Adding you on plurk now. Welcome to the game!

[moneyman]

Wooo tiny nerd party!! Nice to meet you, and I added you back! (also you should definitely play it ftr)

[hyperverbose]

YAS VAUGHN

hi i'm arden and i play rhys' man crush here

[moneyman]

Oh my god of course Tony Stark is his mancrush. I'm so glad. Vaughn will probably think he's The Coolest Dude Ever too though tbh. Nice to meet you!!

[hyperverbose]

rhys is the president of his fan club and nat is horrified. come be his vice prez.

[moneyman]

hahaha holy shit, can do