+ another spider

[construing]

unfortunately, the magical power of america imbuing shield did not cross with her.
hey futuro! this is alcy again, player of baby darth vader. I'm bringing you gwen stacy from that universe in which she was bitten by a radioactive spider rather than peter, making her spider-woman! this…is also one of the very, very ( oh so very ) few universes in which she isn't fridged off a bridge ( her words ) so she is both a) old hat to this visiting new universes thing and b) already aware her life is a giant cosmic joke. she…takes it pretty well all things considered.

expect sarcastic observations, bad puns, worse jokes and all the pop culture references. I'd like to apologize from now if/when she ever gets a drum set because she's a great percussionist, but she also subscribes to the "play as loudly as possible" philosophy. animal is, in fact, her spirit animal.

if you'd like to reach me, pm this account or anakin's. or via plurk at braavos!

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[winces]

YES TO MORE BADASS LADIES

apologies in advance, lance gonna hit on her, etc etc

[construing]

you say that like it's a bad thing



on a related note: if he doesn't hit on both gwen and spider-woman we can't be friends anymore

[competing]

gurl he'd hit on them both at the same time if he could, holla

[construing]

so touched much thrill

[flashbanging]

SHE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER .. i am glad you have brought her to us c:

[construing]

she is a gigantic dork it's v v true :'>