4/5 ain't bad

[competing]

hellooooo, futuro. i heard y'all were in need of more fuckbois in this heezy. WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK. this is lena, current player of olivia (winces) coming atcha live from her own shame to give you lance (mcclain? skywalker? ambiguous lack of last name maybe on purpose because he's just cool like that??) from that one mecha show about an unlikely group of people banding together under the umbrella of justice and ~friendship~ to defeat the ultimate evils of the universe! —no no, the other one.

lance is the blue paladin and fourth in this little rainbow that has assembled in the game thus far, but he'll be the first (and the only...) to tell you that that bears no meaning on his importance. (because he's the most important one. it is him. he is it.) INSERT BLANKET APOLOGY HERE because lance is a cocky loudmouth who will make a pass at any female he comes across, so please let me know if anyone of you would rather just... avoid that............. but! past that he is also a competent fighter and pilot who will have your back faster than you can say "quiznak."

anyhoo... i'm excited for the chance to toss him around! feel free to add me at emotes for general plotting and the like! c:

Comments

[iomnic]

sneezes on

[competing]

talk about computer virus

[iomnic]

im never talking to you again

[competing]

wHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID I WILL NEVER BE THIS COOL AGAIN

[iomnic]

"""""""""""cool"""""""""""

[competing]

you know how you know you're cool?

[competing]

when the fan clicks on and you hear the whrrrrrrrrrrrr

[boneafide]

[secondnature]

[competing]

don't be jealous because my entrance is gonna be way cooler than yours

[secondnature]

who said anything about jealousy

[competing]

your face did

[competing]

every time i walk in the room and your face is like oH GOD IT'S LANCE, MY EGO CAN'T TAKE THIS

[secondnature]

ok but when would i ever notice you walk into a room

[competing]

i hate you

[secondnature]

ok

[selfimage]

i'll take one please

[competing]

baby get in line

[selfimage]

cuts probably

[competing]

like, that's rude but he also appreciates the drive

[selfimage]

he'd know something about cutting

being



a lance

[competing]

WELL SHIT SON

[selfimage]

play rickroll.mp3

[competing]

it's fine, he's only a sore loser when it comes to keith

[selfimage]

GOOD

CUZ YOU'RE GONNA LOSE ALL THE TIME, FRIEND

[competing]

UM NO DID YOU NOT SEE HIS SICK BURN TO ZENYATTA UP THERE

[selfimage]

MISSED IT BYE

[competing]

COME BACK AND ACKNOWLEDGE MY BRILLIANCE

[pummelling]

ew

[competing]

who gave you a swig of haterade huh

[pummelling]

never let this kid meet asher (pls let him meet asher)

[competing]

you'll have front row seating

[flashbanging]

howdy

[competing]

crawls to you... like the loser i am...

[weatherscience]

ayyyyy

(pictured in icon: nami, after two seconds of talking to lance, probably)

[competing]

u ain't wrong

[onethousen]

i still love that he's the one who walks in to a meeting midway through his skincare routine, he's serious about his business, arright

[competing]

SELF-LOVE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF TEAMBUILDING... for how can you support your team.. if you can't support yourself.........................................

[onethousen]

lance is pretty sure you can't
lance may not be entirely wrong here tbh

[competing]

of course i mean when has lance ever been wrong
wait don't answer that

[onethousen]

don't worry this isn't a list anyway

[competing]

you're a good kid