+1 little shit nerd

[solokun]

Yo, hello. I'm Inc and I'm brand new, bringing you Kirito from SAO. He's from the light novels, so there are a few little differences here and there. Basically, while everyone thinks he's a badass swordsman hero dude, he's really just a huge troll, dork, and about as awkward as anybody has ever been and loves anything and everything gaming-related. Actually, he's straight out of an MMORPG in his world. He also does a mean Jedi impression since he's canonly a huge Star Wars geek.

Anyways, he's terrible and can be rude and blunt because he has no social awareness at all, but he has a heart of gold, really! I apologize in advance for him.

Looking forward to ALL OF THE CR ever. I have been out of dwrp for a long time now, but you can find me on plurk at thegoddamnplurk  WHICH HASN'T BEEN USED IN FOREVER. I'll... try and fix that. 

Comments

[winces]

BUT WHAT ARE NOOBS 8((

i mean hello, inc! c: i'm so glad you made it! now i can properly introduce myself (hi i'm lena!!) and tell you how much fun i had with our thread ahh i hope we can continue their cr now that we're both in game!

[solokun]

noobs are NOOBS

hullo nice to meet you. i've beaten awakening maybe 5-6 times now so it's always FUN to thread with fe chars! i am up for all the cr ever. please dance for him and make him feel super energized so he can take another turn

[winces]

lkjasdjla no, dances are only for helpful people >:'c

[solokun]

he is so very helpful he just does it in ways that people aren't used to okay!!! he can't help but take care of people in need!!!

what if he makes it rain will she dance then

[winces]

wHOA this isn't that kind of game????

[solokun]

how else is she going to get through college?

[winces]

what's a college

[solokun]

basically hell with more debt

[winces]

o...h.....

um. i'll pass................

[solokun]

you've made the right choice, dancer-san

[winces]

yay?

[solokun]

don't worry he will help you with your sword skills zerolivia

[winces]

YELLS you can't call her that anymore her un is just plain olivia now!! >:'c

but ahh yes pls do i would adore that cr!!

[solokun]

sounds like a plan i love every bit of cr so PLAN ON IT!

[winces]

I'M HYPE

[adoube]

...........that is an excellent plurk name. I. I just. Had. To mention that.

Otherwise: looking forward to Kirito, pls have him run around making lightsabre noise impressions

[solokun]

it is what it is THANK YOU :D

He's going to be doing all sorts of stupid... impressions, mostly to himself since he practically narrates in his head like he's the hero of his own rpg.

[adoube]

Will you be including that tl;dr in his brackets.

Please say you will.

I will pay you good invisible money for it.

[solokun]

actually... I used to do it all the time, so I'm pretty sure it's time for a comeback with that inner monologue

besides, it's really fun to do

[adoube]

............you are good people.

In plural. As all hive minds must be.

[solokun]

:'D

THANKS FOR THE WELCOME!

[counterattacked]

oh my god it basically is a lightsaber, no fair. just in time for the new movie ig.

but ah, welcome back to the world of dwrp!!! I'm ambi hi welcome to the game with your nerd. he'll fit right in, it's basically an mmorpg rn just without like, all the nice parts like exp and loot

[solokun]

thankssss! and yes, i think he'll fit right in and just think he's trapped in yet another mmorpg where death is real etc.

but dual-wielders unite! let's do this shit

[counterattacked]

yes!!! two swords is twice as good as one, right, this is how math works

[sediments]

hello inc!! welcome to the game, i'm spoon and i play bolin c:

i'm pretty much canonblind to sao, but seeing terrible teens is always exciting!! i hope we can play together!

[solokun]

all you have to know is he is a troll and extremely socially awkward

AND I KNOW BOLINNNNN HE WAS MY FAVE! let's do all the cr

thanks for the welcome :D

[sediments]

being socially awkward is of no obstacle to bolin X(

and !!! i'm glad you like him, he's a great character... though lok is full of them tbh

[troublebusted]

man when I played an MMORPG for a couple of weeks last summer I couldn't even properly time my blocks, let alone actually knock arrows out the air, what a gyp.

I mean, hi! I'm Yosie and I also play an awful nerd, but since she doesn't come out of a game world her only skill is being an amateur pop idol which doesn't come with as direct of stat boosts as a bard would have. Welcome to the game!

[solokun]

he is hax and stupid and way too obsessed with games. that's his secret for mmo domination

NOTHING WRONG WITH IDOLS actually he's used to toting around a young idol in his party half the time anyways so he's no stranger to that sorta cr. thanks for the welcome I'm pumped to be here!