the opposite of hiatus

[iomnic]

HELLO EVERYONE IT IS JEAN AGAIN

now bringing in yet another character that is 100% not human and also 100% without lips. sorry, still no kissing.



From the game team fortress 3 OVERWATCH, his name is Zenyatta, and he is a type of robot called an Omnic. He's also a monk who likes spewing wisdom at people. so that'll be fun.

oh yeah sometimes he has like eight arms it's ok like 6 of them are just light projections don't worry about it

Comments

[backthatup]

MASTER!!!!!

[iomnic]

STUDENT!!!!!!!

[backthatup]

/SLOW MO RUNNING -- only it's Genji so it's probably about the speed of a normal person walking

[iomnic]

its ok with the new update zenyatta can break the fucking sound barrier

[backthatup]

honestly, thank god

i always felt like i was moving AT THE SPEED OF SMELL with him.

[boneafide]

i laughed stupidly hard at THE SPEED OF SMELL

[backthatup]

IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST DESCRIPTION EVER FOR ANYTHING SLOW-MOVING

[whatshimadayou]

hey jean hows it goin

[iomnic]

you playing a human and me playing a robot

oh how the turns tables have

turned

[whatshimadayou]

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS

[iomnic]

ANYWAY YEAH ITS GOIN GOOD HOW U DOIN ol buddy

[flashbanging]

OL BUDDY OL PAL

nah he's got no idea who tf u are zen but he is ready to hang nevertheless

[iomnic]

ready for combat chaperoning your drunk ass

[flashbanging]

thanks partner ur the best

[iomnic]

pay him back with some good oil some time...........

[kikoku]

ZENYATTA IS SO CUTE AAH YES GOOD

Hello I'm Caitie I have this shitty pirate here and the way things are going our casts are cosmically intertwined so please give me that robomonk CR

[iomnic]

GOOD, ALL SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE IRIS

[kikoku]

THAT SOUNDS OMINOUS SHOULD I BE CONCERNED

[iomnic]

no it's chill

[kikoku]

If you insist!!

Also I see you also are our Papyrus. I'm sorry about Law being rude to him.

[iomnic]

he is used to The Rudeness and law is actually not being As Rude As He Could Be so that's good

[kikoku]

That's actually true since Law is capable of impressive feats of rudeness idk how canon familiar you are. I tend to assume people haven't read One Piece because that would be rude to assume they would do that to themselves.

[iomnic]

i am not!! but i know p. much everyone in the canon is capable of being Rude

[sengetsu]

Oh jesus he's going to give all the Basaras flashbacks to this dude who is basically a huge asshole. GOOD TIMES.

[iomnic]

lmfao WELL !! trust me he is much nicer i promise he's literally almost a saint

[sengetsu]

I mean it's not hard to be nicer than the dude who wants to see the whole world burn because he's crazy from leprosy :') It should make for some interesting encounters, though!

[iomnic]

dont worry he'll just quote buddha a few times and hopefully everyone will realize he's just a hippie

[kikoku]

Oh my god I'm glad I'm not the only one who was instantly reminded of Gyobu when I first saw Zenyatta

[sengetsu]

ahaha yeah the ring of orbs is just kind of.... oh hello there you crazy asshole