+1 asshole

[anti_altruisms]

Hello, everyone! My name is RW, and I am brand new here! c:

Today, I bring to you Archer of the Fate/Stay Night variety from the very end of the Unlimited Blade Works Route! He's kind of a sarcastic asshole all the time so you can expect a lot of snark from him, as well as a lot of negative comments directed at any overly heroic/altruistic types.

His application is over here, for the curious, but basically he's a jaded, bitter idealist who doesn't have time for all of your LET'S SAVE ALL THE THINGS shit. He has a lot of swords (and a bow too, I guess), but more importantly, he makes an excellent housewife (see icon).

He will also be taking orders from a teenage girl, so there is that to consider, too.

SO EXCITED TO PLAY HERE!! Feel free to add me on plurk (arrdubz), if you wish!! :3c

Comments

[servant]

Don't be looking at him like he's a steak, bro. (But do look at him please because I'd love more things.)

Welcome!

[anti_altruisms]

HE ISN'T THAT RUDE, WOW MERLIN. But gosh yes, I definitely want more CR with these two, they were super fun on the TDM. c:

LEAPS INTO UR ARMS

[riastraid]

i hate how good the anime makes him look, shoves you over

[anti_altruisms]

The anime makes everyone look really good, okay.

/kicks your shins

[heavyhitter]

rw!!!!! i feel like i've orbited you for most of my lj/dwrp career, and here we are again (i did carrie at SP, i think that was most of how i knew you)

anyway i'm super jazzed to see archer here, he's one of the fates i actually know and already love! :D

[anti_altruisms]

OH GOSH HELLO YES I REMEMBER YOU!!! C: I even still remember that terrible plot where Carrie lost her heart, and Xigbar was hideous to her, kekeke.

AND I AM GLAD, he is a new muse for me so I'm hopeful I will do this asshole justice!! 83

/throws CR at u

[winces]

hello rw!! my name's lena. i think we brushed paths a few times way back in cdc, but it's nice to meet you again. c: archer was such a delight to watch so i can't wait to see him around the game!

[anti_altruisms]

Ahhh, hello there!! c: It's nice to see you again too! It has been quite a while.

I AM DEFINITELY LOOKING FORWARD TO THROWING HIM AROUND A LOT so hopefully we can bounce our characters off each other again!

[inroad]

/Bangs into!!!

[anti_altruisms]

ohhh mr masamune ohhhhh

[powerdriven]

yes hi, i'm all up on this cr aka bonding over gilgamesh slander and cleaning

also, hi, nice to be in a game with you again haha. it'll be cool to get something going this time. c:

[anti_altruisms]

gilgamesh slander and cleaning is the best kind of bonding tbh

AND YES, I am really happy to be in a game with you again (with characters that will be a bit more compatible, I think, aha) :3

/throws grumpy old man CR at ur feet

[adoube]

Yo, cool running into you again - welcome to the game & my God, that icon.

[anti_altruisms]

Hello, hello!! c: It's good to see you!!

And YES, ty, I'm super excited to be here. 83 His housewife-fu is absolutely canon /tosses out another icon

[sediments]

welcome to the game rw...! i'm spoon c: archer gave me so many feelings in ubw, i'm really excited to see him around!

[anti_altruisms]

Hello, spoon, it is nice to meet you!! c:

And ahhh, I am glad! He gave me a lot of feels too (which is how I ended up with him) so I hope to do him justice!!

[defenceless]

*teenage girl who makes better decisions than he does

corrected for you

[anti_altruisms]

Wow, excuse you, he is a brilliant tactician!!

don't tell everyone his secrets, gdit Rin

[adlantisag]

Hi there! I'm Luna, I play this disney shonen. I'm pretty sure we've crossed in mutual plurks, so it's nice to officially meet you!

quietly puts Archer in the 'not Atlantean but eh might do in a pinch' VIP club

[anti_altruisms]

HELLO LUNA, we have definitely crossed paths in mutual plurks, and I have to say I am a big fan of Kida c: /gushes about that Disney movie so much uwuh

VERY GLAD FOR THE CHANCE TO PLAY WITH YOU, also lmfao, yes, the tan and the white hair...........

/sighs him up for this club

[counterattacked]

ah, I remember you from cdc!! I don't think we ever got to thread properly, fixes that now. if you want negative comments at overly heroic types I probably can help u out there.

[anti_altruisms]

YES, I remember you also c: And yes, yes, we should definitely fix that now.

/prepares long spiel about how stupid ideals and heroism are

[naturallywavy]

here is a hero type please make him miserable.

[anti_altruisms]

[keystaff]

Welcome and hai thar. I kind of recently binged through Fate/Zero and UBW anime myself so I'm excited seeing the cast here now! I'm Caprica and I just currently have this here magical girl - Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura.

[anti_altruisms]

THANK YOU, it is nice to meet you, Caprica c:

And oh gosh, I feel you on the Fate binges, I have been doing a lot of that myself lately, AND IT IS ALL VERY GOOD!!

/reaches for CR with all magical girls

[beyourrock]

Ahh hello RW! My name is Gato, and I play Pearl here!

I juat finished UBW so I have all the major Archer feels. So glad to have you in game!!!

[anti_altruisms]

HELLO GATO, we are plurk frands already but TYVM for the welcome, I am looking forward to all sort of shenanigans 83

/points to eyes points to u points to everyone

[lumberpuncture]

HELLO RW, it's nice to run into you again!!

[anti_altruisms]

HI SIPP HELLP SIPP it's good to see you again also c:

I'm running into so many people I know; it makes me happy ;~;

[rosing]

...his red will make Anna stare at him a lot, hi--

I mean, I'm Tale and I play Anna here! She's colourblind to all colours except shades of red so basically Archer will be pretty to her.

[anti_altruisms]

Hello, Tale, it's nice to meet you! c:

lsdnfhkj gosh, he might be a little taken aback by that but EYYY feel free to stare. He might be nice maybe.

[troublebusted]

Ah yes, I recall the good ol' days when I memorized the whole I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD STELL IS MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD I HAVE CREATED OVER A THOUSAND BLADES UNKNOWN TO DEATH NOR KNOWN TO LIFE HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO CREATE MANY WEAPONS BUT THESE HANDS WILL NEVER HOLD ANYTHING SO AS I PRAY UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS I probably missed a line there but I am amazed I still remember that much. Why did I do that. One day I will watch all the other Fate stuff besides the first anime but I have yet to get around to it.

In the meantime, be welcome! I'm Yosie and I play a twintailed teenage girl, but with less magic and more singing than he might be used to.

[anti_altruisms]

LMAO you got it mostly right!! Stupid Archer and his over-dramatic incantation /hand gestures

But thank you!! c: It's nice to meet you, and I look forward to ALL MAGICAL GIRL CR!

[perma_banned]

>red leather
>white spiky hair
>sad backstory

OK, I'm game.

[anti_altruisms]

> giant asshole

You forgot one, I fixed it for you. :3

[cutlery]

Hello!! I'm also brand new, but I actually wanted to stop in and drop a thank you for threading with Lucifer on the TDM! I ended up going with a different character to app (obviously...), but that thread with Archer was such a fun and pleasant surprise, since I was only expecting people I knew to tag me! Archer was a ton of fun to bounce Actual Satan off of, so thank you for that short little thread, since it was great!

[anti_altruisms]

sdhkajdf oh gosh HELLO!!!

I was actually kind of sad when I looked at the app list and didn't see Lucifer anywhere ;~; I am only partially familiar with his canon, everything else I know with osmosis, but I love, LOVE the character!

I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH THAT THREAD TOO, it was really great! I'm glad you got in with someone else; we can still have CR in game, but if you'd ever like to toss him around again, I would be so game for threading with Lucifer again! c: