+1 actual human disaster

[whatshimadayou]

Well hey there friends, I'm Alba, brand new to the game. I'm bringing in Hanzo Shimada from that new dank TF2 game Overwatch. He's an angry ex-yakuza archer who can summon dragons from his tattoo who makes crappy decisions during his entire life.

Looking forward to plotting with all of you! I can be found at plurk as albaaulbath or you can PM me!

Hanzo's IC inbox is here if you want it.

Comments

[flashbanging]

howdy :')

[whatshimadayou]

dont you howdy me

[flashbanging]

howdy, darlin'

[whatshimadayou]

[flashbanging]

sweetheart??

[whatshimadayou]

do i look like your sweetheart

[flashbanging]

could be but u playin'

[whatshimadayou]

i play at nothing, i have no time for games

[flashbanging]

oh ok

THEN THE ANSWER IS YES!!

[whatshimadayou]

gdit

[adlantisag]

shit that icon is so emo????

save it for the elfs

[flashbanging]

cowboys get sad too

[adlantisag]

sadness is lyn's kink, pass it on

[adlantisag]

i'm going to find a reason for kida to touch his bare chest

probably in their first thread

somehow

don't judge underestimate me

(Hello and welcome to the game! I'm Luna and I play this Disney Princess, Kida from Atlantis! Nice to meet you!)

[whatshimadayou]

You get no judgement from me friend.

And holy hell, I am stoked. Atlantis is one of my favorite Disney films; I'm looking forward to having him meet Kida.

[adlantisag]

See icon. He won't even know what hit him.

May I add you on plurk?

[whatshimadayou]

please and thank you!

[adlantisag]

did the thing!!

[whatshimadayou]

WELCOME

[sadsack]

hi im very excited about this. nice dragons hanzo. nice decisions hanzo

[whatshimadayou]

hanzo "i'm gonna kill my brother that sounds like a good plan that i won't regret at all" shimada

[hyperverbose]

Welcome to the game! I'm Arden and also new, so I just have this guy here, idk some people have heard of him I guess.

SUMMONING DRAGONS THO

[whatshimadayou]

who's iron man idk

HELLO nice to meet you, I'm lookin' forward to playing

have dragons

[meramera]

oh great

handsoap shimada's here to put his tit on public display in 800 different dimensions

i mean hi im rika and overwatch is my life rn so I'm massively hyped that you're here hello hi welcome

gonna just

go ahead and add you on plurk if you don't mind ヽ(° ▽ °)ﾉ

[whatshimadayou]

ah yes my favorite overwatch characters like winston, tracer, reaper, and [looks at hand with smudged writing] mcdonalds and handsoap

Absolutely! Nice to meet you Rika.

[meramera]

nice to meet you too! I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THOSE OW APPS IN THE QUEUE NGL

so what do you think tracer voted for in the brexit referendum

[winces]

hi alba! i'm lena, and i play olivia from fire emblem: awakening. i'm one of like the .1% of people who have not played overwatch yet love all that it's about so i'm so psyched to see a hanzo!!

anyhoo, welcome to futuro, i can't wait to play with you! :D

[whatshimadayou]

hey lena!! looking forward to playing with you too. cool thing about overwatch is that 99% of the lore can be enjoyed without owning the game so idk if you ever have an interest in checking that out but there you go!

[winces]

SO I'VE HEARD... man has someone made like a starter's guide for that kind if stuff because i would be neckdeep in that right now...!

[whatshimadayou]

WELL I HAVE A BARGAIN FOR YOU or at least i hope that helps!

[winces]

WELL SHIT GUESS I'M GOING DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE RIP ME

[whatshimadayou]

holds ur hand

it's gonna b ok

[winces]

ty friend... ;w; i will be with you soon

[dairekka]

I've already tagged you because Yukimura definitely needs more than one person associated with dragons and the colour blue in his life.

Welcome to the game! I'm Becci and I play a loser. that's it that's all i got

[sengetsu]

Hello, and welcome to Futuro! I'm Cocoa! And oh MAN I know basically nothing about Overwatch but I feel like he needs to join Kojuro here and Masamune and make Team Dragon People Who Are Also Thugs

[whatshimadayou]

I am ready to be part of Team Dragon Who Are Also Thugs, absolutely

[sengetsu]

It's a very exclusive team I just invented right now :D