+1 spysassin

[expatriates]

hello friends! my name is tifa and i'm bringing you natasha romanoff from the marvel cinematic universe to make bad puns and strangle people with her thighs. she will be a big spoiler for civil war in that she's coming from the end of it, so just give me a heads up if you would particularly like to avoid that. natasha's not generally the type to be especially forthcoming anyway, though.

if you'd like to plot with me or hear me scream into the void about final fantasy x, marvels, and teaching, you can add me on plurk at protects. i'm so excited to be here!!!

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[hyperverbose]

Fancy seeing you here, fellow walking spoiler.

[expatriates]

oh time to go home nvm i just remembered i have to ... do ... something ... else

[hyperverbose]

nope too late you signed up for this babysitting assignment

[expatriates]

i'm keeping a diary to tell pepper every dumb thing you do

[hyperverbose]

HDU SAY THE P WORD

[hyperverbose]

also i hope you brought a backup diary

[expatriates]

gdi tony

[trenchdoting]

Welcome to the game! I'm Gore, and I play a bumbling detective named Dick Gumshoe from the Ace Attorney series. Yesssss Natasha! I have seen Civil War so I am completely spoiler friendly. I hope you enjoy it here!

[expatriates]

Thank you for the warm welcome!!! I look forward to playing with you c:

[trenchdoting]

You're welcome! And great, I look forward to it as well!

[warlocks]

yooooooooo

i want to say it's been awhile but technically we've been silently reblogging each other on tumblr all this time

[expatriates]

it's like a long distance relationship ok but now we're back in the same zip code and it's going to be awesome

[selfimage]

what

[expatriates]

oops

[selfimage]

this is not the loki you're looking for

[expatriates]

but are you sure

[selfimage]

like he'd blow up something as small as new york

[expatriates]

are you ... are you defending yourself by saying that you are worse ...

[selfimage]

no ... just saying there's better things out there to make explode ...

probably for the sake of good.

[expatriates]

are you sure that word means what you think it means

[selfimage]

unless you want to face the wrath of an army of angels, then yes

[expatriates]

[heavyhitter]

ho damn puns AND thigh strangulation? i am super on board for that

hey tifa i'm zee!! i do this lady here, ramir, who is an aspiring crime lord (it's not going well so far) and ashraf/healplz, who is a priest that does the magic healing thing. they are both strongly interested in badass ladies, so i feel really, really sure that i need cr with you

[expatriates]

omg badass ladies cr is my favorite cr how did you guess ? ?? ? ? now i'm super excited. i'M TOTALLY CANON BLIND TO THEM BOTH but that makes me even more excited to learn about them tbh let's do it

[heavyhitter]

i would be really surprised if you weren't canon blind tbh, because i forgot to say they're both ocs :'| shit, missed that on the intro checklist

ANYWAY REVS THE ENGINE, i will keep an eye out for any introing 8)

[expatriates]

WELL THAT MAKES SENSE THEN in that case i'm extra excited to learn about them c:

[keystaff]

Hi Tifa! Ah, new people, I'm so excited to see the other apps got processed by the looks of it! But ya, don't worry on spoilers in my threads - I saw Civil War already so I'm all good! (Also lol good luck with Tony-sitting, I guess, Tash. Have fun with that.....)

I'm Caprica and I have two characters here - Sakura Kinomoto from CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura manga series (she's from the most recently released chapter with the new Clear Card Arc, so lmk if you don't want spoilers there), and Sorey from Tales of Zestiria. Where dragons are Bad and being the Shepherd is Suffering. Also with added Armatization, aka DBZ fusions.

[expatriates]

they did! we are maybe possibly invading lol. but omg i loved ccs as a kid i'm so glad people still rp from it. i'm really excited to thread with you!! thanks for the welcome

[keystaff]

Well there could be worse invasions I guess. But ah, I'm glad some recognize her! I know it is an older series. Feel free to add me on plurk too - I'm @caprican.

[figureitout]

hey there tifa and welcome!! i'm so stoked to see nat here, exactly what this game needs tbh, more bamf ladies. :> i'm celen and i've got stiles here from teen wolf, and he'll definitely keysmash internally a lot at natasha bc marvel comics are totally a thing for him; i also play nami from one piece, another red-headed badass lady, though her go-to method is punching idiot men or electrocuting them with thunder clouds.

i'm super excited to get to play with you! i hope you enjoy the game c:

[expatriates]

oh my god nami was like #goals when i was younger she is still my fave part of one piece such a good. also stiles is super enjoyable so wow i just need cr with both ur ppl hope that's ok!!!

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[weatherscience]

YES she should be everyone's goal tbh not gonna lie.... though so should nat. and of course that's okay!! more than okay actually since i was going to dogpile on natasha anyway so this makes that about 110% less awkward c: also i hope you don't mind if i add you on plurk! i'm unimaginatively "celen" over there as well!

[winces]

I'M SO LATE FORGIVE ME, but welcome to futuro, tifa! i'm so happy to see natasha here... this place needs more badass ladies.

anyhoo, i am lena, and i play olivia from fire emblem: awakening. sadly not a badass lady, but she would definitely fawn over yours!

[expatriates]

thank you!!! and um every lady is a badass lady so olivia can have the title too even if she can't kill men with her thighs i bet she does other cool stuff

[winces]

ah true enough true enough... she's a dancer???? so there's that... teach her ballet, nat

[expatriates]

BROKEN LAUGHTER

[winces]

OR SOMETHING LESS TRAUMATIZING?!