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hello futgojkdjk!! this is celen, a total newbie, bringing you a sarcastic little shit called stiles stilinski from teen wolf that show no one should ever watch, seriously, don't do it.

in a nutshell, stiles is the token human surrounded by everything supernatural, the sidekick to Werewolf Jesus and generally a sarcastic ass... but also incredibly smart, incredibly loyal and suffers from serious anxiety mostly due to, you know, the constant supernatural danger. he also comes with a fourthwalling warning, because he will know your canons. i'm looking at you star wars and superheroes.

anyway, i'm super excited to be here! feel free to add me over at celen for plotting or general flailing! c:

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[nichocolatine]

hi celen!! c: welcome to futurology~ i'm lena, and i play badou from dogs: bullets & carnage and olivia from fire emblem: awakening (winces). one of them's also a sarcastic loser and the other one is bubblegum incarnate i guess...

but i'm excited to see stiles around!

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hi lena, lovely to meet you! i'm unfortunately unfamiliar with olivia but badou is great from what i remember of dogs:b&c! i look forward to playing with you :>

[nichocolatine]

ah then i shall have to try to toss both at you one of these days c: olivia is a very talented dancer in her canon however she has like 0 self-esteem so she tends to be very nervous and meek... i look forward to playing with you as well!

[beyourrock]

Ahh Stiles!! I'm so glad to see him! I've only seen through season 2, but man is he a blast!

I'm Gato and I play Pearl from Steven Universe! Can't wait to play with ya, Celen! Welcome!

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then you have been very smart, season two is about the last of Great Teen Wolf Seasons, it's downhill from there.... but i'm glad you like him, i hope i won't disappoint!

but yes it's lovely to meet you gato, thank you for the warm welcome! pearl is awesome and i'm excited to get to play with you! :>

[conqueress]

Hi, Celen! :> I'm L, and I only have Daenerys Targaryen, who is basically a dragon mom/queen from a really grimdark universe. I'm not really familiar with TW, but I think I've heard enough about Stiles (and Lydia) from people who do watch it to have a general idea.

Welcome to the game!

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hi L, nice to meet you! and oh my god Dany, i have always been so starry-eyed at games that have someone playing her in them, i am so stoked to finally be able to play against one! (in case it's not obvious yet, i love asoiaf/got.) stiles will absolutely 1000% recognize her name, iirc he even makes a got-reference in canon, so i hope that's alright! he'll mostly flail at her, though, so no need to worry about fourthwalling there.

thanks for the welcome, i look forward to jumping into the fray!

[conqueress]

Haha, this is my second try! I love ASOIAF/GOT, too, though I introduce her as DRAGON MOM!! just in case.

It's totally fine! There's another character here who knows who she is, and I love and welcome it. Stiles'll not only recognize her name, but probably the black dragon she has with her, who's growing now at a scaryfast rate! Who wants BBQ? I mean ...

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that is a very good introduction though, a+

and great! he's going to do a lot of internal keysmashing and try to be as unsuspicious as possible about freaking out about her name... eventually he'll think it's the coolest thing ever, though. THE DRAGON LESS SO oh my god it's an actual dragon. Daenerys please know how to control the dragon okay. okay??

[conqueress]

Hey, at least she'll be able to tell right away that he's not from Westeros/Essos! It'll be like ... immediately apparent ...

Haha, oh man, he'll know she has trouble with that! She definitely hasn't shared that with anyone. Drogon arrived at cat size, and is probably approaching end of season 3 size now. So not big enough to ride or lair on his own yet (though he'll get there), but apparently big enough to burn people. Look alive, Stiles!

[strictdiscipline]

hey celen, welcome to futuro! i'm val (idk if you remember me, i was in kiseki for a hot minute years ago) and i play riza hawkeye from fma. i'm still stupidly canonblind to stiles even after all these years but he looks like fun from what i've seen of him in rp so i'm excited to see him around. c:

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hello from the other side

oh my god, hi!! of course i remember you, it's so cool to end up in the same game with you again. :> riza is great so i look forward to threading with her! and lmao stiles is a ridiculous nerd 89% of the time but i guess that can be dubbed "fun"...

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omg don't adele me

also look, i'm like....a stupid nerd 100% of the time so he sounds gr9 to me. maybe not to riza but eh. eh!!!! i strive to make her life as miserable as possible so this is a+ to me.


also god when will email notifs be up, i can't welcome people properly like this!!

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F I N E but think........ we could have had it alllllll

that is a very good goal to strive towards, i approve. stiles probably approves as well and will contribute to the cause to the best of his ability.


IKR it's the worst, i literally have to keep this post open and refresh it manually notifs why have you betrayed us again....

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want to see a real lightsaber, bro







that sounds a lot more ominous than I intended

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boy does he ever




..... in a nice way, thanks. let's just shelve the youngling killing thing okay that sounds like a great idea

also ani look how much they have in common already

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finally someone else notices

ur a good dude stiles thumbs up

[webdesigned]

cries tears of blood about how adorable scott mccall is

PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT HOW ADORABLE SCOTT MCCALL IS

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[warlocks]

YEAH STILES!!! (I only watched the first season but Stiles is great).

I'm Maia and I play Magnus Bane, your resident sparkly warlock who swings both ways. On occasion, he hangs out with an alpha wolf, too, but not as cool as a true alpha.

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YES!! (and you are smarter than me tbh bless you...)

anyway, lovely to meet you Maia! Magnus sounds really cool, Stiles will be excited that there are actual warlocks...

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hey

ready for nerd baby to meet nerd baby

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so ready

also hi c:

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ROFL HI I'M VERONICA I PLAY A GREEN MENACE i realized belatedly that you don't actually know who i am.

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HI I'M CELEN wait no you knew that

it's wonderful to meet you veronica, you and your green menace!! can't wait to see the mayhem your nerd child and my nerd child will get up to...

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CURIOUS, WHAT CANON POINT ARE YOU FROM?

i'm teen wolf familiar up until season 4.

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end of 3B! i usually play him from s4 but it's always good to make room for possible canon updates, never let it be said i don't plan ahead!!

but yes this also means he's very URGH at everything bc of nogitsune things.

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oh nogitsune things. i may have to talk you to later, bc loki may uh, notice. IF THAT'S COOL.

i was wondering if it was post-nogitsune ...

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yes absolutely!! i welcome all nogitsune-talks 10000% pls come to me

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I ABSOLUTELY WILL DO

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GUESS WHICH BIRB IS ME and which is you alarmed and disturbed by how into all this I am

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superheroes you say

hello celan!!! I'm actually 100% canonblind to TW but I've got some RP osmosis exposure to stiles and I'm very much weak to sarcastic little shits, let me tell you

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indeed!! stiles is super canon-savvy and frequently references batman things so, you know... he will probably just flail a lot in jason's general direction

and man am i glad to hear that, mostly because sarcastic little shit is what you're getting here, so if you hated them this would get awkward real fast.... i mean. looking forward to threading with you! c:

[lionheart]

Whoa I am so late with everything!!!

Hi Celen! I'm Hannah and I play Alec Lightwood from another teenager supernatural show! I watched at least the first 2 seasons of TW so I'm super happy to see a Stiles. :3 Alec is also friends with an alpha werewolf and is very knowledgable about bullshit supernatural stuff!! He also knows other humans who make references all the time he doesn't get so I'm sure they'll

be

great friends

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it's fine i'm usually 10000 years late to all the things i understand completely

and hi hannah, nice to meet you! i am very vaguely familiar with alec (mostly through tumblr osmosis lmao) and i am so here for this cr it'll be great. c:

and by "great" i mean "hilarious to watch unfold"

[lionheart]

I can only hope so :'D and don't worry! As long as you've seen "dumb and gay and salty" then you pretty much get it. (I mean that's mostly everyone in that dumb show anyway.)