+1 drama queen warlock

[warlocks]

Hello! I'm Maia, and I'm totally new to this game. I will be bringing in Magnus Bane from Shadowhunters which is that ridiculous show about hunting shadows and maybe something in there about a cup.

Magnus Bane is an immortal warlock with a heart of gold, sass for days, and very strong eyeliner game. You will never catch him in anything less than a fully coordinated outfit. He's happy to offer his magical assistance in return for a hefty payment, except when he feels bad for you because he's a sucker like that. He's pretty powerful, but he'd rather just have a drink with you and tell stories about how he got stampeded by elephants in ancient Rome once.*

*stories may contain up to 100% complete lies

Anyway, I could say more, but he literally wore a piece of highly inconvenient jewelry just to make his gestures even more dramatic and I feel like that sums him up better than anything I could describe.

You can reach me at discontinued, although if it's important I suggest PMing this journal since I may miss messages on plurk. I am excited to be here! I think I know some of you already from previous games. :D

Oh, and you may also occasionally catch him with one grumpy and super-repressed, super gay archer boy. That is Alec Lightwood to the right and for some reason he's decided to date Magnus's dumb ass.

Comments

[ex_mettacrusher33]

hello, old friend. (AKA IT ME. Mary)

magnus can say hi to his new best friend

together, alec will never escape the glitter

[warlocks]

sUP MARY. magnus is always happy to make new glitter friends

[ex_mettacrusher33]

FANTASTIC. They'll takeover at dawn.


...if magnus can spot some hair gel. ALASTAIR are total barbarians when it comes to proper hair-care.

[warlocks]

he's allowed to summon stupid shit like hair gel so he's willing to share. It might smell like grapefruit or something tho.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

IF THAT'S WHAT'S IN WITH THE HUMANS, MAN. we're cool.

[warlocks]

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT'S IN WITH THE HUMANS magnus decides what's in. :|

[ex_mettacrusher33]

WHAT HUMANS ARE SO ADMIRABLE. THEY GAVE HIM GLAMROCK AND JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS!!!

but he admires that confidence. they're going to get along fabulously.

[lionheart]

???????????????

[warlocks]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lionheart]

He's not grumpy????? I take offense to this. He just has a lot of things going on in his life right now.

[warlocks]

well the only thing he should be doing is magnus

[lionheart]

Oh my god.

[lionheart]

Also does it count as dating if they've never even been on a date yet....

[warlocks]

y u always gotta break his heart with the hard questions son. he'll take alec on a nice date here ok there's like beaches and stuff

[lionheart]

It's a fair question!!!! Also fine if there's no one else there. Alec will probably get a sunburn anyway. ;(

[warlocks]

SUCH A DOWNER ALEC. magnus will make mojitos and alec can forget all about his parabrotai troubles.

[lionheart]

:( :( :( :(

BUT HIS BRO....

[ackingcraycray]

hello...........

it's me...........

i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

to go over

Everything

And maybe thread my tiny bean with your gay mage, pooossiblyyyy....

[warlocks]

oh my god its yoooouuuu /runs in slow motion towards

but yes mabel looks super fucking cute?? magnus also has a soft spot for small children so :(

[ackingcraycray]

i can't believe we're in a game together again, united for the first time since damned sweven damned....

her cuteness masks her brattiness be not fooled magnus! THAT SAID THOUGH I'm excited, let's just throw them at each other sometime and see what happens.

[ackingcraycray]

also how is it that you not only went eighty times older with your character choice and I also went....even younger.........even damon was only 200 years old right

what's going on with this

[warlocks]

LMAO FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS aoijfa. Damon was about 200 yes...Magnus is nearly 400 (but he claims he's 800 or 200 depending on what he's feeling.) At least he isn't a serial killer??

But i am super excited to thread with you again I STILL CHERISH THE SWEVEN THREADS WE HAD WITH DAMON AND SPIDEY....

[likemyfatherbeforeme]

I kind of want to watch that show just for Magnus. Just him. No other reason.

Hi. I'm Bee, I'm also pretty new, I have a dumb baby jedi and I look forward to stalking sparkly warlock threads.

[warlocks]

it's a silly show but the diversity makes up for it. :D

And hello! I also look forward to dumb baby jedi shenanigans I mean who is this jedi anyway, he must be from an obscure canon

[likemyfatherbeforeme]

Oh yeah. It's like super obscure. And like forty years old too. Pretty retro. Don't worry if you've never heard of it.

[respired]

Ah, Magnus. Certainly my favorite part of the Mortal Instruments series. Nice to meet you, Maia! I'm lyn & I have Koltira Deathweaver here, of Warcraft. Welcome to the game c:

[warlocks]

ahh someone else familiar with the books! ty it is nice to meet you too. :D

[defenceless]

Hi Maia! /tosses another powerful magus at you

I'm Ginko and I play Rin Tohsaka from Fate/, who's definitely used to all the magic stuff. She even has her own arguably gay Archer boy.

[warlocks]

YEAHHHH more mages pls. Magnus would like to meet all of them. Maybe they can compare notes on gay archer boys.

[defenceless]

They should definitely talk! She loves looking ~fashionable~ and money, too... also super bi wow how much do they have in common

Her Archer boy is more a grumpy grown man, hope that's okay and all.

She'd probably be intrigued by him and pretentiously want to compare spells??? I'm so sorry for everything

[warlocks]

yes good. magnus would love to hang out and exchange spells. :D

[dishearten]

welcome to the game Maia!! I don't know Magnus at all, but he seems fun and I'm into the eyeliner so that's really all that matters.

I just have graham cracker here, we should throw them together sometime!

[warlocks]

omg I love graham. I only watched the first season but he was one of my faves. we should definitely throw them together!

[dishearten]

you're not missing much in the other 4 seasons lol, as someone that still watches.

YES LET'S DO IT! he will be confused and irish at you Magnus!!

[winces]

hi maia, welcome to futurology! c: i'm lena and i play olivia from fire emblem: awakening, as well as badou nails from dogs: bullets & carnage (nichocolatine). now i never really got into the mortal instruments series, but gosh do i love harry shum, jr. i'm so excited to see him be around and fabulous!!

[warlocks]

hello!! I only know badou from playing across other versions of him but he's always super fun. And yesss harry shum jr is a treasure :D

[winces]

that's alright! badou is a barrel of sad laughs, and olivia is like a bootleg disney princess so that's all you really need to know...

and he is, i'm so glad he's got another thing going on HE DESERVES IT :')

[gemfisted]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAIA.

You know, I keep forgetting we were in Ryslig together 2 years ago, but even then that's way too long...

Let's dance.

[warlocks]

the ongoing saga of our struggle to tag each other despite being in the same games for the past 8 years continues

[gemfisted]

maybe this time it'll be different.......

[keeper]

welcome Maia!! Magnus looks really fabulous, i really dig the bling...

i'm emily/omolo with aqua from kingdom hearts in tow!! i hope they can exchange wacky stories and magic tricks (whenever those come back LMAO), etc etc...!!

glad you could make it!!

[warlocks]

Hello!! I am all for exchanging wacky stories, they should definitely do this. Magnus will think she has cool hair.

[queenofsalt]

I'm super blind to this canon but I LOVE him already! :D

Welcome, Maia, I'm Dray and I'm playing Lessa of the Dragonriders of Pern series from way back in the 70's; she knows nothing of warlocks or magic or demons or angels but she's got dragons and space death spores covered if he wants a story of something he's never heard before! :Dc

WELCOME!

[warlocks]

I'm also canon blind to yours but she sounds too cool. They definitely need to meet (they have dragons in common!)

[wardance]

This is super belated but, Maia, welcome ! It's Seiko o7 I hope to get to play with you and you super like your stay here