+1 STAR OF THE CENTURY!!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Hey there! This is Clocks/Mary. I am new here, bringing...


This dude!!

Also this dude!!!

They are the same dude!!! It's Mettaton: the obnoxious, out-going, attention-seeking TV-Host robot from Undertale! For those of you who don't know his character, he's a little... much, as is normal for someone who's entire drive is to entertain and be adored. He's been brought in Post-Pacifistic route, meaning he's a little more patient and kind than before, but he's still prone to not thinking before opening his dumb mouth and might say something insulting. He's trying!

Also he has a crush on every human and hates anime. So there's that.

Most of his life is a labyrinth of bad decisions and whatever he chooses to do in ALASTAIR's employ is bound to continue that train of awful, so I'm hoping he makes some friends to reign him in. (Of course, now that he's going to be starting his MTT-brand television programs for all of ALASTAIR to enjoy, he's going to be referring to these friends as "Staff," sorry.) I'm also looking forward to the negative CR that he will undoubtedly make, then pointedly ignore and consider "jealous fans."

I'm over on plurk at clockmongler, so feel free to friend me if you want!

Comments

[boneafide]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[boneafide]

leg

[ex_mettacrusher33]

i put a spell on you....

[defenceless]

what if someone is both human and anime though...

Hi, Clocks/Mary! I'm Ginko and I play this tsundere anime here, Rin Tohsaka from Fate/. c: She knows Papyrus and Sans so why not meet Mettaton, too, right? Welcome to the game!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Then he thinks you're a weeb and while he still admires you, he is deeply troubled by your awful taste.

BUT YEAH!!! any friend of his on-and-off again comic is a friend of his!

Thank you!

[defenceless]

wow.... she can't help this life, that's unfair...

i loved mettaton in undertale (i had fun typing in different things in his boss battle) so i look forward to seeing him around!!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

dems the breaks, kid.

hopefully i meet all your expectations!

[defenceless]

he was great on the tdm, from what i got the chance to read!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

thank you!! i am trying my best!! ;;

[beyourrock]

Hello! I'm Gato and I play Pearl from Steven Universe here at Futurology!

Mettaton, what a babe. I'm so happy to see the Undertale cast growing! I can't wait to play with you! Again, welcome!!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

AAAAAAAYE HELLO AGAIN!!

sorry about the intentionally trying to poison her for raitings thing, but he's a petty fuck and she said she didn't care about his show. MAYBE... THEY CAN GET OFF ON A BETTER FOOT...

[beyourrock]

NAH ITS ALL GOOD BRAH, Pearl is kind of a butt so, she deserves it.

NONE THE LESS I'm excited to throw Pearl at him again. c:

[ex_mettacrusher33]

believe me. no one deserves mtt

and yeah!! she has self-worth problems; he is going to be her constant sardonyx

[aspearation]

oh god why



No I'm just kidding, hello there! I'm Tess, welcome to Futurology! I'm sure Undyne and Mettaton will........ get along. Yeah. That's the word I'm going to use.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

both have to take deep breaths.

count to ten.

do it for alphys...

and thank you! i look forward to shenanigans!

[aspearation]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

i also look forward to them beating the shit out of anyone who tries to step to the monster crew. they'll fight, man. whoop-ass time.

[caecius]

futurology just got at least 50% more fabulous.

Hello, hello! I'm Bec and I'm playing this guy who looks anime but is actually video game how will that work. "This guy" being Dezel, from Tales of Zestiria who is actually friendlier than he looks and loves animals. Who knew.




fun fact I went and put on Death by Glamour because hot damn I love that battle theme.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

it works in that he still looks like a weeb and gets the shame. BUT I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HAVE THEM SAY HI they can talk about snails

110 snail facts.

[caecius]

he will have no idea what a weeb is.... at least he has a nice hat?

you see you joke but

Dezel would probably find that really interesting.

I'm not sorry.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

then it's settled.

they shall bond over snails.

[caecius]

i will never have been so IC in my life

i'm so glad

[thebelly]

ooooooooooooooooooooooh yes

and now i immediately regret doing that because i'm on a santa journal BUT HELLO MARY i'm jay, and i play nicholas st. north (basically santa with a russian accent) from rise of the guardians! i loved mettaton while playing through the game, so i can't wait to see him around c: welcome to the game!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

OOOOOOOH YEEES!!!!

omg hello, hi!! i need to see rise of the guardians, but i am always excited for santa. i hope i don't bring shame to the family!!

[thebelly]

SANTA'S A GOOD TIME i hope we get a chance to thread sometime, it'll definitely go well makes a lot of vague gestures

also no way i managed to catch some of your tdm threads and you were great!!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

YEAH!!! He'll love to hear about human traditions!! and omg thank ;; <33

[humerous]

THERE AIN'T ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US

[ex_mettacrusher33]

It's a duel, then

We dance at 10 paces

[humerous]

then it's go ti-nvm sans forfeits too much effort

anyway i guess i should introduce myself properly! hello!!! i'm kiva and you've seen me around jean's plurks already so actually i guess i dont have to say a lot

although im gonna go ahead and add you on plurk! im @obscureinternetreference

[ex_mettacrusher33]

yeah!!! friended, what's up!!

[gemfisted]

who the fuck are you

[ex_mettacrusher33]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

[winces]

welcome to futurology, clocks! c: i'm lena, and i play olivia from fire emblem: awakening. she has some p close cr with the rest of the undertale cast, so i'm sure these two will cross paths soon enough! i'm excited to see him around!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

aaa thank you!! i am excited to have him meet everyone!!

he will love her hair. it's pink.

[winces]

lmfaklsdja are you sure it isn't too anime for you, metta... ;3;

[ex_mettacrusher33]

pink > anime

[winces]

sounds legit...

[keeper]

HULLO MARY, brenda got me a copy of undertale a million years ago and i've yet to finish playing because i legit suck at the game BUT I'M EXCITED TO SEE THIS CHARACTER ANYWAY (EVEN IF I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE)!!

also i'm emily and i play aqua from kingdom hearts

welcome!!!! c:

[ex_mettacrusher33]

THANK YOU!! he is the worst and i am sorry i spoiled his sexy face, but WOW tell brenda she smells.

[keeper]

NO DON'T BE SORRY it's cool!! and i will definitely let brenda know that she has weird odors coming from her person!!!!!

[ackingcraycray]

do u remember me

i used to look like this

[ex_mettacrusher33]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT, KABBY!!!! YO, LONG TIME NO SEE!!!

hopefully mtt won't accidentally kill mabel with her own axe

[ackingcraycray]

IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME INDEED FRIEND, I HEAR YOUR NEIGHBOURS ARE ALL DORKS

also look let's make a pact, if i drop before you do we can let it happen, i've never left a game without murder before and you're an old hat at killing my girls

it'll be our thing.....................bats lashes at

[ex_mettacrusher33]

THEY ARE. BRENDA SAID SHE'D GIVE ME A MIMOSA!!

.......................

mtt always did want a human soul...................................

[ackingcraycray]

UGH HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH SUCH NONSENSE

well now he can have the sparkliest one around!!!

also wow this guy, i know some undertale spoilers and such but i actually don't know a ton about the dude except legs for miles and a yearning for the limelight. show me his glory through alastair exploits pls

[ex_mettacrusher33]

WITH A LOT OF SIGHS

I HOPE THAT I CAN ENTERTAIN!! you know i'm used to playing the gruffest bitches on the block (luxord aside), so let's get this HAPPY TRAIN ROLLIN!!!