+1 Radar Technician (not really)

[sololoquy]

Hi friends. I am Kay, you may have seen me around once or twice at some other games, but I am coming to you here and now with a character you've probably never heard of.

His name is Matt, he's from Star Wars, and he's a radar technician who works in space and sometimes moonlight's under a supervillain alias. Kylo Ren, or something? Who cares about any of that.

This Kylo Ren guy though, let me tell you. He's a completely nonfunctional adult male who's hobbies include Darth Vader, the Force (the Dark Side NOT the Light Side v important), throwing huge tantrums when he doesn't get his way, and Darth Vader. Did I mention Darth Vader? Perhaps you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior, Darth Vader.

His pull point is right after Rey starts scuttling around on Starkiller base and before THE BIG THING that I won't mention here. HOWEVER, since Kylo Ren is a Force user™ I have a general permissions post that I would really love y'all to fill out when you get a second. Its not for conflict related ventures -- I'll always ask about those individually before they happen, but since he is a shitlord, he often times tries to reach out and try to use the Force to see what other people are thinking. He's rude like that.

SO PLEASE HELP ME OUT TY I'M EXCITED TO BE THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT HERE WITH YOU ALL. Also feel free to add me at stabs!!!

Comments

[respired]

let's talk abt death and get sad and stuff

[sololoquy]

only if you bring the my chem and some eyeliner

[headlining]

oh boy i'm so glad matt the radar technician is here, he's my favorite star wars character!!!

anyways HEY KAY i'm so glad this personification of hot topic is in the game, I can't wait to bother him terribly with my grumpy nerd

[sololoquy]

I hope you are prepared for a shitbaby tantrum or twelve.

[selfimage]

SCREAMS

oh hello. i'm veronica and i play this ridiculous divine menace who will have no problem poking him and poking him. you know, one nonfunctional adult to another.

LET'S SWITCH FANCY HATS, KYLO REN

[sololoquy]

oh man I'm so excited for these two, what an absolute DISASTER that's going to be. its nice to meet you!

loki your hat isn't carbon fiber or chrome enough how is he supposed to cosplay darth vader without a respirator helmet man

[anti_altruisms]

STAR WAAAAAARRRRRSSSS

ahem

I will be the first to admit that I haven't seen the new Star Wars movie, BUT I LOVE STARS WARS and am very excited to see some characters from the best nostalgia train ever c:

My name is RW, and I just have this asshole called Archer (who is technically a magical spirit).

HELLO AND WELCOME

[sololoquy]

IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE and yes the nostalgia train is SO REAL. He's kind of a walking spoiler, so if we end up tagging together, I can keep it as spoiler-lite as possible if you'd like!

[reconditioning]

Gross. Who let this guy in?

[respired]

ikr

[defenceless]

Hi, Kay! I'm Ginko and I just have this anime here, her name is Rin and she has a grown man (Archer) that belongs to her

I'd like to present her as a 17 year old that can yell at him for having tantrums before she proceeds to have tantrums of her own. Or perhaps they can just tantrum together, who knows!

[sololoquy]

HI GINKO! Nice to meet you! c: Also Ren might almost be impressed that a seventeen year old has managed to own a full grown man. Add a few more to your arsenal, you'll be on your way to ruling the galaxy in no time.

But yes.

[dailydouble]

Hello! I can't tell you how excited I am to see Matt the Radar Technician here.

Anyway, I'm Allyson and I play this travesty of a love god. I'm going to poke you for sure with him, as soon as I figure out how he'd likely register to force users.

[sololoquy]

ALAS I am not as canon familiar with this one, so I cannot help as I did with Loki. :c But it is nice to meet you!! Poke the heck out of me always, I will be sure to do the same.

[beyourrock]

Ahh hello!! It's so good to have you in game! And Matt too.

Seriously though, so stoaked!! I'm Gato and I play Pearl from Steven Universe. I can't wait to play with you!

[sololoquy]

HELLO GATO it is very nice to meet you! I, too, am excited to play with you. c:

[historiology]

Everyone clear the room/building/planet. Temper tantrums ahead.

I mean. Hai Kay. I admit I did enjoy watching Matt, yes. I look forward to annoying him with my two Pure/Light characters here. (aka, Sorey here from Tales of Zestiria and Sakura Kinomoto from CLAMP's manga Cardcaptor Sakura.)

[sololoquy]

THROWS LIGHTSABER, SMASHES TABLE etc. Just imagine me putting that gif from the snl skit here since I can't do it on my phone.

It's nice to meet you! But also ew Light don't do that you could be so much better.

[dishearten]

oh kylo. kylo, kylo, kylo...

welcome to the game! I'm katy and I just play graham here! i have noooo idea how he'd like kylo tbh but we shall def see.

[sololoquy]

He's going to love him. Love him, Will. Love him.

Nice to meet you, let's tag together sometime. C:

[adoube]

Kylo wanted to go into genocidal villainy, but then his mom told him to take up a more recession-friendly career and he ended up a radar technician with a thirty-year death star mortgage and 2.5 dogs.

I can see it.

Great to have him!

[sololoquy]

Parents never take sith apprentice careers seriously....but some day.

But at least it's 2.5 dogs and not Hux's stupid cat.

[heavyhitter]

oh it's kay



well that's fine i guess
(hello i wanna tag you super bad)

[sololoquy]

OPENS NEW, SPREADS ARMS

Come to me, liz. Thru the daisy fields and such.

[winces]

wails i love matt but i guess kylo is okay too by extension

anyway, hi kay! i'm lena... i know u from Before (tm)... i hope you have fun here!!

[sololoquy]

every iteration of kylo is great you know, let him talk about how great he is.

hi again lena. ccccc: gonna have lots of Fun.

[adlantisag]

aaaah ster wers!!!!

Hi there, I'm Luna and I play this obscure disney - Kida from Atlantis. I'm excited and looking forward to playing with you all. c: Welcome to the game!

[sololoquy]

YAAAAS KIDA! I'm so sad that they're probably not going to get along, sob.

But thank you!!! I am still gonna play the hell out of this, I love Atlantis.

[ackingcraycray]

I'm sorry our hopeless loser quota has been filled, you'll have to take him elsewhere

[ackingcraycray]

NAH I'M JOSHIN

WELCOME TO THE GAME YOU TRAGIC MONSTER, YOU

I'm Kabby and I'm playing Mabel Pines, who is very likely the exact opposite of Kylo in literally every facet of character. So you should let her tug on his cape a lot and ask him to cut bread with his laser sword for instant toast. Welcome to the foray!

[keeper]

i'm crying at these gifs, what a beautiful sw cast we have...

HELLO i'm emily and i play Aqua from Kingdom Farts, she's very ANTI-DARKNESS!!!! so obviously these two will be the best friends... DEFINITELY maybe no ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

anyhow i look forward to Kylo Ren force slamming his bedroom door... welcome to Futuro! c:

[sololoquy]

kissu

I DO REMEMBER ENCOUNTERING AN AQUA and all of her darkness triggers...if it makes you feel better Aqua, Ren is guaranteed to have a bad time, there is no way anything is going to have a happy ending for him.

Nice to meet you. c:

[riastraid]

latest to the party, but AHHhhh kay welcome!!! this is nu, playing some dude from fate/, and my understanding of sterwer and kylo ren is strictly limited to linkin park jokes. he sounds like a party though, and it's good to see you in a game again!!

[sololoquy]

NUUUUU I MISSED PLAYING WITH YOU and yes, linkin park, mcr, breaking benjamin, you know. lots of stuff. but at least his hair looks good, even when its in helmet hair form.