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Hello Futurology! I'm Moo and I brought y'all some nice dirt. Enkidu here is another one of them Servants (Lancer class) from Fate/, specifically Strange Fake, and has arrived for all of your Gilgamesh-beating needs. Of which I am sure there are many, so I came prepared:

Being a literal weapon made out of mud, Enkidu is a shapeshifter who prefers to default to the form of an androgynous, short green-haired young person with an unsettlingly perfect face. But Enkidu does shift into other things often, and at random, including attempts to mimic other people, so I have a handy-dandy permissions post right over here. That whole really being a Ghibli-esque mud thing means Enkidu doesn't have an actual gender either, and potential CR is welcome to use whatever pronouns they wish or assume to be right. Enkidu has no preference. Hobbies include smacking tyrants, being a dirty mischief-maker, muddling in other people's business, and getting the Disney princess groove on with the local wildlife.

I'm excited to play here, and I can be reached pretty reliably by shooting Enkidu's journal a PM. :3b

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and getting the Disney princess groove on with the local wildlife

Man my mind went all sorts of places and none of them were related to merry frolicking and fabulous song. Appropriate, I guess.

Excuse you this is a not that kind of intro post.

Ah hello Moo! Glad to have you here! I'm Gato, and I play Pearl from Steven Universe.

I can't wait to play with you and Enkidu!

Hello Gato! I am extremely excited for Enkidu and Pearl to meet and judge Gilgamesh together.

I'm sorry, all the available Disney Princess slots have been filled, thank you.

aka hello, I'm Luna, I play a Disney, looking forward to throwing my fish at your mud.

But then who will sing to all the kittens and the mice and the foxes and the roaches? :(

I eel like this CR could really go places and I am very ready.

Gilgamesh, clearly.

I am looking forward to fish & mud's excellent adventures also!! :u lmk if you make a toplevel on the log, I'll hit you up!

Edit: I actually remembered last night--Kida met Enkidu on a previous TDM. Do you have preferences? I'm happy to start fresh, if that's your jam.

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Enkidu is used to timespace shenans, so it wouldn't be weird to hear "oh hey I met you once!" but not remember it. I'm easy, so go with whatever works best for you. :)b

And bam!

hi moo, welcome to the game!

i'm kiva, and i play ran here who has somehow wormed her way into gil's kokoro. he even gave her the epic which she read and will be kind of excited to meet enkidu, since she's your typical shounen friendship type and wants to meet someone who's the type of person he'd be friends with

Hello Kiva! Gil's friends are Enkidu's friends so he will be delighted to meet this new friend.

sits on this post

makes eyes at you from across the table

surreptitiously moves my foot underneath it

are you sure you want to initiate the weirdest game of footsie ever

you're right

i should better consider my choices

Hi, moo; welcome! Nice hair for a mud person c: (or really any type of person)

Apparently Enkidu thought so too. Because basing your appearance on your hot girlfriend isn't creepy or anything.

Yes, good, hello, happy-go-lucky occasionally creepy hippie friend!!!

Teach goldilocks to love butterflies pls. Put it on the list!

Also, welcome to the game o/

Has goldilocks been mean to butterflies? Correcting this mistake will be of utmost priority.

Thank you!

A sound battle plan. Accepted!

If Enkidu also somehow has a ship - because wtf Sumer??? - this will spell a most wonderful mooching relationship : ( b

...Enkidu can be a ship. Does that count?

oh good, more people to put gilgamesh in his place... c: but welcome to futurology, moo! i'm lena, and i play olivia from fire emblem: awakening

Where by "his place" we all mean the corner where naughty toddlers sit for time out. Hello, Lena! Nice to meet you. :>

yes, that's definitely one place to put him.

and nice to meet you too! :) can't wait to see enkidu around~

YEAHHHHhh lancer fistbump goes here

anywho hello hello, i'm nu, i play some loser here; i'm excited to see more fates, hope you enjoy the game!

They'll get along great, Enkidu loves dogs!

Hi Nu, thank you. I'm looking forward to Lancer Shenanigans.

I MISSED THIS ONE????

I'M SO SORRY, BARRELS IN HERE 8 YEARS LATE TO WELCOME YOU

Hi I'm Kabby and I play Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls. I am only at the beach episode of Zero (how fun and uplifting it was!!) and I'm probably gonna make my way through stay/night and ubw at some point so while I haven't seen Enkidu I'm aware that he's a thing and a good thing at that. Pls control your godking

BARRELS IN HERE 2 DECADES LATER TO SAY SUP!

Oh man, I hope you enjoyed the wild ride that is my horrible canon. It's a very uplifting story about a man and his hamburger, followed by the touching tale of a boy and his noodles. No promises on controlling godking, though. He's a wily rascal.