The sound of 80's synth pop swells. Your heart seizes with dread.

[ackingcraycray]

My name is Kabby! Hello. I was trying to get out of roleplay because pretending to be 15 year old brats on the internet was starting to seem like a cry for help, but then I picked up an even younger brat and I'm really not sure there's hope for me anymore. If you'd like to hear more about my slow decline into mental bankruptcy, please add me on plurk!

I'm bringing in MABEL PINES from Gravity Falls, twin sister to Dipper and human glitter generator. She was on the TDM but I'm not using those threads as canon, as I had made the journal on the spot to troll around. Mistakes were made, canons weren't reviewed, poorly sharpened icons were used....they were dark times. But it's over now.

Mabel is 12-going-on-13 years old, and where Dipper is sweaty and made of noodles she's made of actual rainbows and air horns. A short list of things Mabel likes includes: thematic sweaters, knitting thematic sweaters, boy bands, all animals ever, sugar and sweets, dance parties, the eighties, meddling in your affairs, arts and crafts, stickers, CUTE BOYS, fart noises, making people laugh, the whole world and everything in it, and most of all, her family and friends! In turn her dislikes include: bullies, psychopaths, triangle demons, being alone, country music, claymation, and that powdery white stuff on old chocolate. Basically she's sunshine and giggles but don't be fooled, she will throw down if a fool is acting up.

I will be taking her in from the very end of the second to last episode, so she's gonna be a bit spoilery. Let me know if you want to avoid that in our threads!

NOW WHERE IS ANAIS LET'S GET THIS PARTY STAAAAARTED! MYSTERY TWINS!!!

Comments

[keeper]

HI

[ackingcraycray]

HELLO NEW BEST FRIEND

[twinpeak]

screams for ten years

[ackingcraycray]

HUGS HIM FOR TEN YEARS

[ackingcraycray]

oh wait this is more suitable

[aspearation]

There's another one.

Hello! I'm Tess, I play Undyne. She's a little rough around the edges, but she means well, and she likes Dipper so I'm sure she'll want to meet Mabel too!

Welcome to the game! I added you on plurk, if that's alright :D

[ackingcraycray]

TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! no refunds

Hello Tess! I don't know Undertale intimately but I am somewhat familiar with Undyne! What a great addition to the roster tbh. And yeah psssht you've been settling for the discount Pines all this time, wait until you get the real thing!

Totally all right! Can't wait to play with you!

[strictdiscipline]

hi kabby

[strictdiscipline]

love me kabby

[strictdiscipline]

love the dog too

[strictdiscipline]

the dog is the only one that matters anyway

[strictdiscipline]

anyway hi i'm glad to see you here

[beyourrock]

Gosh dang I need to catch up with Gravity Falls......

But hello Kabby! My name is Gato and I play Pearl ftom Steven Universe. Glad to have you here! I can't wait to play against Mabel. She's so adorable!!

[ackingcraycray]

You do! It's ending forever next Monday!!!!!!

I'm not ready

Hi Gato, it's nice to meet you! I can't wait to play against Pearl, SU is such a ridiculously good show...I hope she doesn't mind the human baby au of Amethyst buzzing around her ankles. 8(

[jamminshield]

I guess that this game has hailed a Kabb...

Welcome to the game! I'm Gore, and I play Steven Universe and Dick Gumshoe here! Steven shares virtually all of her likes and most dislikes, so I am sure there will be lots of adorkable fun!

[ackingcraycray]

i can't believe you.......it's been eight years and no one ever caught on that my name could be punned as a "cabbie"..........i thought i was gonna make it home free

BUT MORE SERIOUSLY HI GORE, ngl if Mabel and Steven don't wind up dancing together at least once I'm gonna lie face down on the floor groaning for like eight hours. Steven's such a perfect buttercup, I love him!

[ricksybusiness]

FUCK IM SO EXCITED U DONTEVEN KNOW

hi i'm theresa and i play rick here who has gotten his mad scientist hooks in dipper, and also hellboy who also has mega cr with dipper but in a much less alarming way. by which i mean, grabby hands come to me

i am gonna add you on plurk if that's okay, i'm bloodmoney c:

[ackingcraycray]

I'M EXCITED TOO....WEEPS WHILE SCREAMING....

Hello Theresa! And yes I SAW THAT! He better take stellar care of Dip Dop >8[ points to eyes points to you

I'd love to thread with both of your boys! I'm more canon blind about HB (though I hear he smells like almonds! How enchanting!) but I've watched all of Rick and Morty and I'm so ready for the weirdo drunk science grandpa. Can they have a burp off?

Go right ahead! I'd love to have you!

[defenceless]

oh my god she is the girl in the bedazzler picture i linked once in a network post

[defenceless]

I mean, hi, Kabby! I'm Ginko and I play Rin Tohsaka from Fate/ here! ALASTAIR did actually get her a bedazzler gun for Christmas (that now doubles as a laser gun, it's a long story), but aside from that I am all for mental bankruptcy and Rin needs to learn about boy bands, clearly. Also her Servant, Archer, is a "Cute Boy" i mean look at that body



Rin already knows Dipper and promised to show him some magic!! She's a mage and can do cool mage things like that.

[riastraid]

who let you in here

[ackingcraycray]

YOUR MOM DID

WHEN SHE ADOPTED ME AND TOOK YOU OUT OF THE WILL

[historiology]

I have yet to actually watch GF but. yay another fellow child around Sakura's age (resident CLAMP magical girl is eleven at this canon point).

Anyway. Yes. Hai. I'm Caprica and I have this here History Nerd, Sorey from the most recent Tales, Tales of Zestiria. And I also have Sakura, from Cardcaptor Sakura as well.

[ackingcraycray]

You should do it! It is very quality, I assure you! Full of magic and wonder...

BUT YES GOOD, FRIENDS IN THE CORRECT AGE RANGE!! I'm so down for tiny tot threads. I have no idea about this Sorey character but he seems like a swell fellow from your intro post!

[respired]

Hey, Kabby! I'm so hype to see Mabel here NOW WE HAVE THE COMPLETE TWIN SET.

I just play this guy here--Koltira Deathweaver, of Warcraft; undead elf guy. Nice to meet you c:

[ackingcraycray]

I KNOW I'M SO HAPPY, the yin and yang is complete once more.....

Ah I heard he went on a rampage recently! That's very exciting. Hopefully she'll get to see him when he's not level grinding on helpless NPCS and braid his hair

[counterattacked]

"pretending to be 15 year old brats on the internet was starting to seem like a cry for help"

this seems like a pointed comment!!!!!

[ackingcraycray]

You can't argue with the facts ambi

[adoube]

...so, when you say actual rainbows, do you. Really mean.

I mean.

Cause, looking at her, I could totally see the frakish experiment that put together sugar, spice and everything nice to lead to this.

[ackingcraycray]

her rainbow incarnate status is probably gonna be one of the many reveals in the finale coming up on Monday tbh

[winces]

KABBY YAS

[ackingcraycray]

LENA WE'LL ACTUALLY THREAD THIS TIME

KICKS CDC TO THE CURB, COME INTO MY ARMS

[boneafide]

im screaming

[ackingcraycray]

SO AM I

I'm sorry I'm erasing their TDM past but they can make a bright sunshiney future together!!!!