axiology | Intro +1 cop (-1 axe)

Hello Futurology! I'm GG, and I'm new around these parts. Today I bring you Detective Joseph Oda from The Evil Within, a quite literal gory headtrip of a horror game.

Joseph is protagonist Sebastian's partner and right hand man, and the best guy to have on your side if you need bombs disarmed, locks picked, notes taken, or zombies decapitated with a fireman's axe. He's polite and professional to the point of mild stuffiness, and he tends to fall on the extreme end of the "lawful good" corner of the chart-- which means you can expect him to deliver some marvelous lectures. He also seems unfortunately prone to getting shot and falling off of things, though hopefully he'll avoid that here.

There was also this one time where he broke out into the zombie pox and developed a penchant for strangling people, but he's probably not going to have to deal with that again.

You can catch me on plurk at

theggnator if you are so inclined, or on AIM at FullArmoredGG if you're old school. I'm excited to be on board!

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HELLO GG! I am Bat, and also new, and I bring a completely chaotic neutral-usually-leaning-good smol. I look forward to RPing with you :D

I'm sure Joseph will take the existence of giant talking animals in stride... probably...

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Hi GG, and welcome to the game! I'm Luna, I play Kida from Atlantis! Nice to meet you c:

Hi Luna! Man, I haven't seen a Kida around in ages. Good choice!

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"He's polite and professional to the point of mild stuffiness..." Let's be friends.......

...or at least fellow right-hand partners brought together by ALASTAIR. Welcome to Futurology, GG! I'm Val and I play Riza Hawkeye from Fullmetal Alchemist, who's basically Joseph's counterpart in her series, except that she's better with a gun than an axe.

I look forward to tagging with you!

RIZA. They'll get along perfectly, let me tell you what.

Nice to meet you, Val!

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hi gg, welcome to the game!! c: i'm lena, and i play olivia here from fire emblem: awakening! she's probably polite enough to listen through his entire lecture on justice tbh so there's... that... 8');;;

Don't worry, Olivia. Only people who deserve lectures get them. :| b

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YES, jojo.

well, hey, welcome to the game! i'm natalie and i have only alice liddell here from american mcgee.

Thanks Natalie! I never have played those games but they always looked interesting.

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i'm really disappointed that this zombie pox didn't make him into a rampaging axe murderer 8(

but welcome to the game, GG!!! my name is Lofn and I play Hawke here from Dragon Age. i look forward to seeing you around.

Well, they kind of did... but he got better! :D

Hiya Lofn! Joseph could always be her surrogate Aveline if she needs someone to be the stern voice of weary reason.

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Hello! And welcome to the game!

I'm Gato and I play Pearl from Steven Universe. I've heard of Evil Within, but I am mostly canonblind to it. HOWEVER Joseph sounds neat and I can't wait to toss tags at ya!

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Hi Gato! Thanks!

He's going to be very confused and probably a little cross, but he can't waste time pouting when there's people to help.

I am seriously digging all these The Evil Within characters wow.

I mean hi, I'm Caleb. I only play Barry Allen from The Flash here but wow hey.

We're a rare beast, we are. Or at least I don't know where they all gather, anyway...

Hello Caleb!

Hi GG, welcome to Futuro! I'm Caprica and I just have this here magical girl, Sakura Kinomoto from CLAMPS now pretty old, Cardcaptor Sakura manga series.

Hello Caprica! Joseph will be horrified that they're recruiting small girls for all this mission business... magical or otherwise.

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YooOOOOOOOoooOOOOooooOOOOoooo, PLS TO BE PRETENDING THIS IS FASHIONABLY LATE.

Hi, GG! Thank you for upping our megane count, we are always aiming to fill our quota. Just. Keep the zombie pox for after the first date, will you, Joe? Appreciated.

Welcome to the game!

It IS fashionably late!

I hope we're closer to the megane quota now. Joseph's glasses even get their own miniature sidequest. That's gotta be worth extra points.

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hey gg it's seiko! it's awesome to have a chance to play with you again o/ i hope you enjoy it here

SEIKO. When the hell was the last time we played together, anyway? I can't even remember, the times were so ancient.

Gross... who let GG in here?

Out of your nightmares and into your life, IT MEEEEE

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Welcome GG!! I'm emily and I play Aqua from Kingdom Hearts! Who is also polite and professional to the point of mild stuffiness, ah... (These Lawful Goods...)

Hope you have a great time, and I look forward to seeing the Detective around! c: