+1 fairy king

[slothking]

hey all! I'm Hazel, and I'm new meat :3 with me here is King from Seven Deadly Sins!

This guy may look like a cute little kid but he's actually several hundred years old and the king of fairies in his world. As one of the Seven Deadly Sins, he's the Grizzly Sin of Sloth and while he acts kind of like a jerk on the outside he's actually a huge softie (no lie, he gave back the plushies that Ban stole once that belonged to the kingdom's kids by matching them up with their emotional tethers). He distrusts humans so it might take you a while to get on his good side but once you're there, you're guaranteed to be protected.

Just don't trust his horrible sense of timing.

Y'all can add me on plurk over at priestesses

Comments

[digophelia]

HELLO

I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU HERE

[slothking]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

WE SHARE A GAME AGAIN

[winces]

hi hazel, welcome to the game!! c: i'm lena, and i play olivia from fe:a... but ahhh king looks so cute, i can't wait to see him around!

[slothking]

Hello hello! I can't wait to throw him at everyone :3!

[winces]

yeees good... he's so precious ;w; i hope to be able to throw olivia at him!

[30ft]

who?

[slothking]

cries

[30ft]

poor fairy bae... fate is so cruel to him

i said i would embarrassingly rub my butt all over this post but now i'm shy... but my excitement can't be contained AHHHHH

[slothking]

fate's in a hateship with him lbr

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO BE SHY I'M THE SHY ONE BUT AAAAA YES

[troublebusted]

We seem to be gathering rather more hundreds-year-old royalty around here than I generally find in real life. By which I mean any. Oh well, he sounds like an entertaining character, so I will let it pass (I am sure you were waiting with bated breath for my word on the matter).

Silliness aside, welcome! I'm Yosie and I play Nico from Love Live, who come to think of it is also way older than she looks. Nothing mystical about it, she's just a 17 year old who looks young for her age and then looks even younger than that because anime pls. I hope you have a great time here!

[slothking]

well to be fair he's been fairy king for 1300+ in the time of King Arthur so it's not like he's not the only long lived type in canon :3 if anything it'll be normal for him uwu

thank you! I hope to have a good time here c: I was gonna app the first round but RL interfered, I'm just glad to be here now!

[perma_banned]

C:

[slothking]

stares at disapprovingly

[perma_banned]

No friendship is complete without disappointment!

Right???

[jamminshield]

Welcome to the game! I'm Gore and I play an actual child here, Steven Universe. I'm canon blind but he seems like an interesting character. I hope you have a great time here!

[slothking]

thank you! I'm looking forward to seeing how things go, and I love Steven Universe so you bet I'm gonna hit you up for CR with this thousand year old fairy child c:

[adlantisag]

did you say 'royalty that's old as dirt but doesn't look it'????

sits here HI HAZEL I'm Luna, I play this shonen disney princess, Kida from Atlantis! Welcome to the game!

[slothking]

I did indeed say royalty that's old as dirt but doesn't look it

aww yiss KIDA c: one of my favourite non-princess Disney girls! thank you <3

[adoube]

...oh my God, it's the human cushion Dio has been waiting for all this time.

He always knew it'd arrive.

[slothking]

he is pretty squishy. especially in his human form c: