SKELETON JOKE

[humerous]

Hi folks! This is Kiva, aka current player of Ranmaru Rindou, coming in with a second character to counter all that energy and yelling I have to write with Sans the skeleton from undertale, aka the fresh new fad canon of the week you might have heard about.

For those of you who don't know him, Sans is what happens when you take the internet's fascination with skeletons and make it into a character. True to his name he even speaks in comic sans.

He's basically your cool skeleton uncle, so that is to say unlike the "he's everyone's dad" type he's far more irresponsible and will let you stay up past your bedtime, buy you junk food and teach you awful puns about skeletons, all the while still caring about your well being despite what everyone may think.

And still making dad jokes.

And that's pretty much all I can say since we're still in the "don't spoil people" phase, so if you don't care about spoilers and would like to know more here is his app! I'm really excited to be playing him in a game setting so I look forward to throwing him around.

Oh, and before I forget, if you'd like to opt out of tagging Sans for the sake of spoilers, just lemme know here I haven't actually finished his profile yet but on a meta level I'm being IC so it's ok.

Comments

[respired]

hey bud

[humerous]

Lynnnnn my gosh how long has it been

Exsil I think?

Hope koltira's ready for undead jokes

[respired]

so long my dude; it's great to see you again

He is not ready but I sure am

[humerous]

cmon koltira

dont zombie such a downer

[respired]

god damn it

NO BONES ABOUT IT ur gonna drive him nuts

[winces]

yay!!

[humerous]

he'll try to help her with that confi-dance issue B)

[winces]

omg... it's amazing cr already

[boneafide]

Picks up and walks away with

[humerous]

is hold

[dishearten]

I muchly enjoy sans so I shall be excited to see him. graham on the other hand will be like a tiny puny skeleton... so this is new, even for me...

looking forward to seeing him c:

[humerous]

he is very very puny please handle him with care graham...don't break the skeleton

or else you'll break the other skeleton's heart

and that would be terrible

[of_her_own_accord]

At some point these two need to get together and talk about timeline bullshit. (aka Your timeline probably resulted in a bunch of other worlds' timelines getting messed up, thanks for that.)

[humerous]

wow gosh accord he tried his hardest ok

but nah he'll talk about it, just probably also be like...whatever. not his problem here. hopefully not ever again.

[of_her_own_accord]

One world has a giant woman spreading horrible contagious dark magic around, another has a crazy overpowered kid killing everything and blowing the world up afterwards.

Alternate dimensions are scary, yo.

Fun fact: Taro Yoko is apparently REALLY interested in playing Undertale.

[adoube]

...............he's so moe, though, like.

I'd say I want to pinch his cheeks, but. Obvious. Dilemma.

[humerous]

i mean

people can try he wont stop them it'll just be weird.

it's like there's fanart of him trying to kiss someone and he just accidentally headbutts them with his teeth because he has no lips #skeletonproblems

[adoube]

Hey hey what do skeletons call second base?

Anatomy class.

[humerous]

THAT'S TOO LEWD

DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SKELETON MANNERS gosh

(i laughed)

[defenceless]

sits here

[humerous]

i hope rin is ready for her new skeleton uncle

[defenceless]

she is because she doesn't have any family

/laugh track

wait until sans finds out she lost her own little sibling

/laugh track again

:,)

[humerous]

"that's rough, kid. i know what it's like"

"how, you never lost your sibling right"

"ツ"

/louder laugh track, cheering, applause

/credits roll

[niceserve]

Hi Kiva! I'm Mint, and I'll be playing Oikawa Tooru from Haikyuu
I just finished Undertale so I'm excited to see a Sans in the game! Looking forward to it :D

[humerous]

hi mint!! i admit ive never watched a sports anime in my entire life but i hope i meet all your skeletal expectations