KICK ASS GO TO SPACE REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

[nicearms]

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT, FUTURO

Nemo here, and ladies I'm going to have to ask you in advance to contain yourselves (both your lust and your inevitable disgust and aggravation) because I'm bringing in an absolute fuckboy by the name of Sigma Klim from Zero Escape's Virtue's Last Reward. Long story short, he's just a college dude who wants to have a good time, and ends up getting kidnapped and forced to play a deadly game in order to escape a crazy murder puzzle dungeon. For the uninitiated, it's essentially the visual novel equivalent of Saw going zero to Doctor Who on the cast of a quirky anime adaptation of Groundhog Day written entirely in dad jokes and legitimately terrible puns. Don't actually think about it.

The game's a few years old and all, but with Sigma coming from the bitter end of VLR, if you'd care about spoilers don't hesitate to hit me up and I will omit them as best I can.

Anyway! Feel free to add me over at pwnyo, and I'm looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[riastraid]

fo nothin

also hi nemo, sweep me up in your big bara arms i've missed you

[nicearms]

so forward.........

well I've missed you too, your wish is my command

[viscontree]

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE SIGMA!! Virtue's last reward was fun to play lmao. Hello Nemo I'm Nami!

I play Julius from God Eater 2. Nice to meet you!

[nicearms]

It was definitely a wild ride from start to finish...... But aah I'm glad to see some enthusiasm for it! I never know if it's one of those games everyone has secretly played or no one has at all. Hello Nami!! It's nice to meet you too!

[headlining]

I literally finished this game around a week ago and I am so happy Sigma is in game, the freakin' twists threw me for a loop and IT WAS AMAZING. Definitely a great experience of a game (and now I have to wait like everyone else for Zero Time Dilemma).

Anyways, I'm Crystal, and I play Grumpy Magical Journalist McGee aka Keats from Folklore! It is super nice to meet you!

[nicearms]

Oh god congratulations? I'm sorry?? An Experience is definitely the best way to describe it. And of course I had to pick the most problematic character in every sense of the term to play, but here he is. (and ah yeah........ just another half a year, it's the home stretch...!)

Hello Crystal! I can't say I've heard of Folklore but whoa it looks super neat. I'm looking forward to seeing you and Mr. Grump around!

[counterattacked]

hi nemo love me

[nicearms]

no go do your homework
shoos away with broom

[strictdiscipline]

nah kills you

[nicearms]

oh my god I came to a game with all of you in it to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now
goes to vandalize your ic inbox!!

[winces]

hello nemo!! i'm lena... i really enjoyed our tdm thread so i'm super excited to see that you got in. ;3; i hope we can continue this cute cr...

[nicearms]

HELLO LENA........ I really enjoyed it too!! trust me it's not gonna stay cute I'm just afraid of going Full Fuckboy on people I don't know but now..... cracks knuckles........

[keeper]

HYPE!!!

[nicearms]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

[hsalf]

Hi Nemo, I'm Marion! VLR is one of my favorite games ever (I actually rped Luna, Alice and K in other games) so I'm super excited to see Sigma and will definitely be tagging you. Super excited to see him in game!

[nicearms]

Marion.

My kingdom for a K, Marion if you're ever in the market to pick up another character I w———

I've never actually seen another VLR character anywhere except for one buddy of mine, and that wasn't even in game, that's mega awesome wow!! As if I didn't already have to bring my A game..... But nice to meet you! I can't say I know anything in return about Flash but I'm looking forward to tagging you regardless!!

[dishearten]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR DUDE IS but lmfao that gif cracked me the hell up so maybe I want to

welcome to the game!

[nicearms]

I ALSO HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOUR DUDE IS that obviously means we should rectify this grievous mutual error immediately

Thank you! It's good to be here!

[troublebusted]

I really do need to play this series. People keep telling me that it would be exactly up my alley, but since I am hideously behind on my video gamin' I haven't even picked up 999 yet. One day, I too will be the logic puzzler.

Anyway, welcome! I'm Yosie and I just play this useless pop idol. Hope you have a great time 'round these parts.

[nicearms]

Holy cow, play it. Play it because I am a beacon of spoilers. If you like Phoenix Wright and Layton and Danganronpa (which I haven't actually played but from what I know of it/the fact that the writers of it and and VLR are drinking buddies, it feels right) you'll love this junk. They're nice games because you can whip them out and close them over little waits and commutes and stuff... and then hit the tip of a plot twist and end up grinding your teeth for your whole shift but details.

Alright I'll stop selling my canon. Hi Yosie!! Thank you! I look forward to seeing you around.

[avantguard]

FUCKBOY.........

hi nemo!! i'm mel. i play asuna who was also trapped IN A DEADLY GAME so they should def have cr at some point. but i'm sorry she can't contain her lust disgust :(

[nicearms]

the filthiest fuckboy. I can promise you that.

Hello mel!! I'd love to get some deadly game solidarity CR, count me in. grips her shoulder. and it's okay, no one can contain it entirely.... or even remotely... anyway it's good to meet you! I'm looking forward to tagging you.

[30ft]

hello, nemo! i was just skyping with spoon last night and apparently we need to be friends

[30ft]

oh btw my name is alma... i forgot that part

also i'm adding you on plurk i hope that's okay

[twinpeak]

nomo nomo nomo

[nicearms]

onoos onoos onoos

I'm here now. have you figured out how to break sigma's arms with dipper yet?

if not get on that we're on a schedule.

[adoube]

Such beauty, such grace, he's Mr-What's-His-Face..............!

No, but, okay, I laughed at the gif, thank you for that.

And welcome to the game!

[nicearms]

fff You are welcome. Are you appropriately hype yet? if not, cast aside your trepidation and press the button for yourself.

And aah, thank you!! I look forward to seeing you around!

[sediments]

who let this fuckboy in

[nicearms]

I think you mean WHO LET THE FUCKBOY OUT?

WHO

WHO

WHO WHO