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out of batfucks to give ([personal profile] controlling) wrote in [community profile] axiology 2017-07-05 02:25 pm (UTC)

bruce wayne ( | )

bruce is so hilariously unaware he is in his element it is actually kind of sad. but he is also so terribly in his element he's practically chill. he's trained for so much worse, you guys, gotham is a shitshow.

he's available for
  • first aid
  • foraging for food/water
  • rigging temporary shelters
  • lifting heavy things (to a point--the goddamn batman is still goddamn human)
  • defending from monsters
  • making his kid(s) unwind with animated movies when it comes to rest
  • mapping out the maze on magitek
  • hypocritically asserting that others rest while he stays up half the night
  • pulling damian off the wall before he climbs too high and you could fall and you are not breaking your neck
  • and much more

essentially whatever you feel like doing we'll find a way to roll, let's go team

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