Intro

[littlestguano]

Hey Futuro! My name’s Julia and I am brand new to the game, bringing in one very small Robin from DC comics. As many of you probably know, Robin is the charming, sweet, justice seeking companion to none other than Batman.

This is not that Robin.

This is the Robin that decapitated a man, stuffed a grenade in the head's mouth, and then threw that head at that Robin’s face. I would say I'm sorry, but it would be a lie because I am so looking forward to throwing him at everyone. He's coming in from the end of pre-boot canon which means he's actually much less likely to maim and kill, but still just as likely to judge everyone for everything. You can contact me on discord @ Robin#7428 or PM this account anytime for plotting or chatting purposes. I can't wait to start playing with everyone!

Comments

[moneyballer]

i would say "hi mean robin" but now we have 2

[littlestguano]

I'm honestly so glad that the two Robins this game has (and that Bruce is stuck with sans memory) are Damian and Jason. What did this game ever do to deserve this...

[moneyballer]

I KNOW LKAJSDKFJ LMAO... the robin "in need of rehabilitation" brigade

i can't promise that damian won't murder ash BUT(T) it's so nice 2 be in a game with you n your little demon again!!!

[littlestguano]

Damian is going to hate him with every fiber of his being and I am ready for it. There will be so much judging. I'm looking forward to playing with you again too!!!!

[moneyballer]

he means well

this does nut change the fact that he is idiotic trash

ALSKDJFLKJ ONE DAY... WE'LL HAVE POSITIVE CR JULIA

MAYBE

[littlestguano]

hey man, when you play someone like Damian, you learn to embrace and cherish the negative cr just as much!!! But who knows, maybe there will be a miracle LOL

[gutpunching]

I'm sorry, the position of resident angry bird has already been taken.

[littlestguano]

Failures don't count.

[gutpunching]

[littlestguano]

I laughed too hard. The realness of it.

Okay but for real I AM SO EXCITED FOR DAMIAN AND JASON they're gonna be such a glorious mess.

[gutpunching]

THESE IDIOTS. I love them, what a disaster waiting to happen.

SAME THO I'm v excited, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WORK OUT HOW YOU WANNA DO THIS so I can hassle him asap, the time is finally upon us

[littlestguano]

SAME

I will actually probably hit you up with a PP for some specific plotting. Honestly things have been so crazy with my trip I haven't actually figured out how I want to intro, but as soon as I do, I'd love to work out him meeting up with Jason!

[gutpunching]

sounds great!!! no rush, friend, I'm p tied up oocly til next week, anyway, rip. GET SOME REST.

[littlestguano]

Cool, sounds good and will do! Thanks and you too!!!

[heritors]

hi julia!! i've had ambi yell about damian since seeing your app in the queue so all in all i'm v glad you're here!! i'm jay & i play lucina from fire emblem: awakening! she's somehow half-friends with jason through some miracle so tbh it's time to make friends with the other angry robin, ig

i'm so glad we have more than one now...

[littlestguano]

Hi Jay! I haven't played but I am a little familiar with Lucina via rp osmosis and she seems pretty awesome! I would love to throw these two together, Damian might even like her even if he judges her terrible choice in acquaintances. c:

[heritors]

WEH i'll try to do her justice!! all i really know about damian is what i've gotten from ambi, but i already love him a lot... look even if he was gonna be prickly about it it's too late, welcome 2 friendship, etc. ( on a more serious note — if you have a top level, i'll def hit it up! )

[littlestguano]

I'm sure you're fantastic! Damian is very prickly on the outside, but he is actually mostly just really in need of a hug. Or a thousand. There are definitely ways to get on his good side, it mostly just takes time and lots of patience. Please aggressively friendship at him, it makes him squirm and I enjoy it immensely.

I still haven't actually figured out whether or not I am top leveling, but I'll ping you for sure if I am! That should be happening tomorrow night : )

[heritors]

prepares a thousand hugs then, he definitely looks like he can use some friends so!! SHE'LL AGGRESSIVELY FRIEND HIM TOO, JUST YOU WAIT

yeye that sounds excellent! if you do i'll look forward to it, if not, no worries my dude c:

[littlestguano]

Yes good, I am ready for it!!!

Looking forward to future shenanigans!

[digiorno]

i'm so glad you're finally here and that all of our robins are assholes

god bless futurology

HI I'M ANNE you already know that but hi. and this is giorno. he will probably like damian a lot, because he's a murdergremlin despite sometimes pretending otherwise.

[littlestguano]

I AM ALSO SO GLAD I don't think I've ever anticipated a game as much as Futuro LOL

Yes, this is good, none of this soft Robin crap with all their smiles and not maiming people.

It's nice to finally get a chance to play with you Anne!!! Looking forward to throwing them at each other and seeing what happens!

[scarletcast]

unbelievable

[littlestguano]

I am innocent.

[scarletcast]

you are most certainly not

and I hope you're prepared because neither am I.

[littlestguano]

lies and slander :) My boy is a perfect sociable child who has never done anything wrong in his entire life.

[winces]

hi julia, welcome to the game! c: i'm lena, and i play olivia here from fire emblem: awakening, as well as lance (competing) from voltron: legendary defender. DAMIAN IS ONE OF MY FAVES even if i've never really comics'd so i'm really excited to see him around! apologies in advance if either/both of my characters try to morhee/big brother him...

[littlestguano]

Hi Lena, nice to meet you! I'm not sure who suffers more with Damian and Lance so obviously this needs to happen and I don't know Olivia but definitely excited to throw him at her as well! I'm so glad he's a fave and hoping for lots of ridiculous threads in the future:)

[competing]

morhee?? ohgod forgive my horrible phone-tagging...

but yeah make lance regret ever missing his little sibs, damian do it do it. whereas olivia will just simply try to mother-hen him.

[littlestguano]

I'm not gonna lie, I figured I was just out of the loop on some internet slang LMAO

He's on the job. No tiny children will be missed in his presence, he'll make sure of it. B) (and omg please mother hen him, what is a maternal figure???)

[competing]

lfmlksdaj ohgod pls i am not cool enough for that

OLIVIA WILL MOTHER-HEN HIM SO BAD it's all she's good for don't worry

[littlestguano]

YES GOOD I am ready B)

[figureitout]

omg hello julia and welcome!! i guess i might as well head over to the drop page now since damian is going to kill stiles in 0.2 seconds flat... or not, hopefully not because i'd actually love to see what kind of disaster cr this will be

can you believe stiles is sorta friends with jason tho... i guess that needs to be balanced out i'm so glad damian is here to do it!

also i'm celen and here with my twoof obviously but also nami from one piece who will... probably like him just because he's a kid who even cares about some maiming and killing right?? no one.

[littlestguano]

I'm way too excited for this cr, it's embarrassing, honestly. Don't worry though, Stiles may be going on his watch list and he'll probably be the brunt of far too many insults, but I wouldn't be surprised if Damian ending up reluctantly liking him.

Also I love Stiles so much and even though I've never read/watched OP, I love what I've gathered of Nami from rp!

Nice to meet you Celen, I am super looking forward to playing together!

[feytality]

Hi Julia!!! I am a little canon familiar, but I know Damian mostly through RP, but!! I'm excited to see him! Welcome to the game! I'm Sipp and I play this nerd from Ace Attorney. Nice to meet you <:

[littlestguano]

Nice to meet you, Sipp! I played through...one case in the first Ace Attorney game a really long time ago, and have a little familiarity with Maya! I'm really excited to be here and will definitely have to toss Damian at her!

[pummelling]

reaches from hiatusland to touch the bebbin bird, gets hand gnawed off probably

HI JULIA, i'm danni and i play this dude, kung jin from mortal kombat! he murders way less than expected thats [gestures at the rest of his canon] mostly.... ANYWAY I LOVE DAMIAN AND IM PUMPED TO SEE HIM HERE WELCOME

[littlestguano]

Hello Danni! I am always excited to give Damian murderbro cr because it makes him SO CONFLICTED (but not really because honestly Dad, what's the big deal???) anyway, thank you for the warm welcome, I'm super excited to start playing!!!

[webdesigned]

hi there julia! i'm totally canonblind to comics bats, so damian will be new for me. the only robin i knew particularly well was dick from tean titans! (not go... though i like go too.)

i have peter parker from tasm and graham from ouat. welcome to the game and i will throw people at your small murder child soon C:

[littlestguano]

Teen Titans (and TTG) are A+ choices, and I also love Dick Grayson a lot! Damian is a little terror, but he's a cute (?) little terror so it's all okay, and I can't wait to throw him at both of yours. He's gonna judge Peter because he's a punk who judges all other super heroes and I can't wait. Thanks for the warm welcome! :)

[webdesigned]

cute (?) terrors are the best kind, haha! and please, judge away, atp Peter probably will agree with all of it smh... he's a disaster...

YW and i can't wait to see him around!

[armigers]

you mean the best robin?! i kid, but welcome, julia o/ i hope you enjoy your stay. I'm evy. i just play this fishing-obsessed moron.

[littlestguano]

Clearly the best!!! If you ask him anyway. Nice to meet you Evy, looking forward to playing with you!

[thinhammer]

i am a good 80% blind to everything batman and every time i find out more via futuro i'm getting more and more surprised. first a baseball bat wielding not-batman who looks great in pink and now his murderbaby. poor batman honestly, look at all this rubbish he has to deal with.

i kid.. loving family reunion is on the cards, surely...

BUT HI, i'm miro! i play naruto! who will disapprove of everything damian is probably going to do....... but he's kind of used to dealing with murderbabies so i'm sure.. they'll have fun together... maybe...

welcome to futuro! <3

[littlestguano]

It's okay, Damian's entire life is a tale of being disaproved of lmfao. Seriously though, the batfam is one of those families that put the 'fun' in dysfunctional and it's great!

Super excited to see how Naruto gets along with Damian's brand of reformed (???) Murderbaby! Nice to meet you Miro!