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hi futurology! omg i am so excited to be here. my name is zelly and i'm super brand-new, although i know and recognize a few people here too!

i'll be bringing peter parker of the ultimate comics (earth-1610) series in to the game, where he will undoubtedly confuse people who know tasm!peter parker. but probably only by name - and maybe superhero costume. ultimate!peter is actually pretty different - he's younger (16), scrawnier, and looks quite different from the other peter, so they should be easy to tell apart! that said, their histories are uncannily similar and they both share the same costumed identity ... so that will definitely be a thing. i'm really excited to play with the whole doppelganger-y concept, of course, and everything else that comes with doubles + superhero identities.

please feel free to add me on plurk at thwip and/or discord at gansey#2716 for plotting, etc etc. you can read up on ult!peter's history here if you're keen to. anything else, feel free to comment here or find me on plurk or discord. i'm looking forward to plotting and playing with all of you!

Comments

[feytality]

hello!!! I'm so excited for ultimate Peter, aaaaah! I'm Sipp, and I play Maya, who is pretty close to the other Peter so I'd love to have cr and doppeteganger antics :> Welcome to the game!

[offkey]

hi sipp! thank you so much!

omg i can't wait for this cr trainwreck to begin \o/

[respired]

hey, zelly! i'm lyn & i play this undead elf fella (of warcraft) as well as jesse mccree (flashbanging), the overwatch cowboy. all iterations of peter parker are adorable, so it's great to have you c: hope you enjoy yourself here!

[offkey]

hi lyn its nice to meet you! thank you so much for the warm welcome. c:

[blarblade]

You have excellent taste in characters. God. I jumped off of the Ultimate universe pretty early on, but I lasted long enough to know how great his corner of it was.

[offkey]

ahhh! you're so kind c:

YEAH ultimate spider-man is definitely my favourite bit of the ultimate-verse. the rest of it is extremely sketchy at best, and some of the other avengers really make me mad lskdf;g but spidey's whole arc is actually one of my fave comic series ever.

[blarblade]

Seriously. I feel the same. I'm just-

I actually legit sat here, hit the dash key, rolled my head back a little, and stared off into the darkness for a second as I just remembered some of that shit. Yeah, wow. It's impressive how much they got right (as an example, Peter) and then how much they got wrong (I'm honestly trying to think of what they got right besides his corner of the universe and I'm struggling here.)

Oh, right.

Hi! I'm Red, I'm new too. Let's figure out Futuro together.

[offkey]

sldkfjsdg; yeah honestly i haven't read a whole lot bc i could only take so much #disaster and i see enough of it in peter's stuff when the avengers show up and are total dicks to him.

but a n y w a y

hi red! c: yay a fellow newb! i hope we have tons of cr together.

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LMFAO WOW

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did i lie

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yes

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Keep telling yourself that

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#r u d e

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Look I found this perfectly ic gif

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LMFAOIfhsdlkgjdf;g

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

IM LAUGHING SO HARD


(but ok i love that commercial with all my heart)

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I've had so much time to prepare shitposts

My time has come Zelly my time has come

[offkey]

sdlkvjfdg;ldfg screams

ilu so much

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also blah blah welcome to blah blah

ilu 2 ❤️❤️

[offkey]

LOL thanks

its not like we had a million pps full of hype or anything

❤️❤️❤️

[winces]

hi zelly!! long time no rp. c: it's lena, here at futuro with olivia here from fire emblem: awakening, as well as lance (competing) from voltron: legendary defender! can't wait to see your cute nerd around~

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ahhh! hey! lena as in nic brown/cdc lena??

[competing]

ahh ye thats me

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woo! awesome! hello again c:

[competing]

:)b hope you have fun here

[offkey]

ty ty!! lets do stuff!

[winces]

i have died and am dying all over this current log, unfortunately ;n; but hopefully we'll get info on the new mission soon...!

[figureitout]

hi zelly! first of all can i say your choice of discord un is perfect a+

second of all, welcome!! i'm so excited tbh this is a good moment to admit to stalking you on the tdm, right, the kind of thing you say when first greeting someone... anyway! i'm celen, here with stiles from the disaster that is teen woof, and nami (weatherscience) from the beauty that is one piece! unfortunately i have zero cr with our existing peter so i can't really offer much in that department......

..... or, you know, stiles is going to wish there would be a manual for how to meet a different universe version of his ex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tbh i should spare you the train wreck but i am too excited to thread with you i'm sorry... maybe i'll just throw my cat burglar at you and spare you, that works right

ANYWAY apologies for the most tl;dr welcome comment ever, i hope u have fun in the game uvu

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ldsfkjsd;g thank you on all accounts, celen! omg your tl;dr is the cutest and it made me grin like a loon the whole time. i super appreciate it!!1

i legit am yelling about the idea of anyone stalking my threads but wow thank you so much???

also pls PLS have stiles come at peter with his mixed up emotions and his inability to deal with otherverse!versions of his ex. omg i only want this so badly thats all n b d. i will also take nami too, though i am, admittedly, canonblind to one piece.

[figureitout]

fhskghdhgh oh my god no i'm an embarrassment to mankind....... and ah look clearly you and i haven't met before, i stalk everything, always uwu

omg alright just remember you asked for this?? no take-backs, you are officially stuck with the train wreck!! lgjdkgj and that's fine i'm used to ppl not being super familiar with op... nami is kickass tho so once she's back from her hiatus mission i'll be sure to throw her your way too!!

also casually adds u on plurk

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claps hands

no no its okay i'm also an embarrassment - just ask katy - so its cool, you're in good company tbqh

AND YEAH I WILL REMEMBER THIS. bring it on! i welcome train wrecks they're my fave

[sentry]

Welcome to the game, Zelly! I hope you have a blast here; looking forward to someone joking about Pete and Re-Pete. Fair warning it might be Haise.

I'm Ren and I play Haise Sasaki from Tokyo Ghoul:re and Eight from Final Fantasy Type-0. Haise knows a bit about the whole Peter/Spidey shtick and Eight's...honestly got no idea costumed crime-fighting is a thing. I look forward to the opportunity to lob 'em your way.

[offkey]

sldkfjds;g RE-PETE OH MY GOD

i laughed way more at that than i probably should have. but thank you, i appreciate it hahah

hi ren its super nice to meet you! c: YES lets play things together!

[sentry]

THERE IS NO SHAME WHERE THERE ARE PUNS

I'm glad it was funny as opposed to not, humor's tough.

I'll keep an eye out for you! Do you plan on posting anything before the upcoming mission?

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thaaaaaat is a good question

i'm still slowly reading through things, wondering if i should just jump right into action or wait until the upcoming mission

tbh i'm just trying to decide which option would be more funny (aka tragic) for peter

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sentry]

Ah, I see you have good taste, I'm so glad.

Throwing him at giant robots might be darned funny, but at the same time, you have so many opportunities with double Peter action... That really is a challenge.

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ikr

its like

what is the maximum amount of trauma i can inflict on peter parker and how do i reach this nirvana

why does anyone let me rp

[sentry]

Isn't that why all of us RP? I took this guy from the worst canonpoint I could devise...because it's more fun that way...

Now I'll look forward to maximum Peter Trauma.

[offkey]

ahahahaha yes true true

we're all monsters ... c:

but yes! i am just reading through the oska robot destruction post now and may indeed just ... u kno ... throw him right into the action. what better way to introduce my son than chucking him at scary robots with sledgehammer arms :')

[sentry]

Common interests are such a good thing.

Beautiful, sling him right at a whole mass of robots. Ever the better that they're everywhere like some terrible violent infestation. Send in a spider.

[offkey]

aren't they tho cc:

hahaha YES exactly, exactly. OKAY i guess that settles it. i'm gonna write up a thing (probably tomorrow as its almost bedtime) then and hope i don't mess up in the process!

[sentry]

I'm sure you'll rock it. More Peter for the hungry robot masses!

[offkey]

ty for your faith in me c:

[scarletcast]

hey zelly! I love ults peter and am super excited to see him around in the game.

oh, I'm zee (there's two of us, dun dun) and I play Wanda from those obscure Marvel movies.

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hi zee!

ahh i'm so glad to see that people recognize him! c: he's definitely one of my favourite iterations of peter parker ever.

and yessssssss wanda i love her.

[scarletcast]

what's better than one peter parker it's TWO PETER PARKERS

[offkey]

lskdfgd;f

I COMPLETELY AGREE

the world could always use more peter parkers!!!

[moneyballer]

i'm so late butt look at this kawaii boy

welcome to the game!!!

[offkey]

:DDD aww thank you!

you're never too late; i super appreciate the welcome!