https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jutkNkVgXQ

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YES, THIS IS REAL MUSIC

Hello, Futuro! This is Alcy, player of the human disaster known as Anakin Skywalker here with…not quite as much of a human disaster. Not that that's a very high bar to clear.

I'm bringing with me this time one Bruce Wayne whom you may have heard of. He's a former business magnate who has lost much of his money and his company and also his memory and is employed at a youth center where he will grab a baseball bat to defend his kids from any villains that come knocking. (In fact, one could even say he's a bat man.)

He'll be coming in during the robot fight because what's a better intro, really. You can find a little more info here, and you can reach me by PMing either one of my journals or through plurk at braavos.

Comments

[respired]

omg he looks like such a good dad on the entire second page of his icons

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he was a stupidly good dad, all his kids missed out. it's what they get for not going back to visit. kids these days smh

[heritors]

this music is so good, i'm so happy it's real

that said— hi alcy i'm jay (i don't think we've ever properly met??)!! i'm really excited to see bruce here, in his full (baseball) batman glory, and i'm seriously hoping he showed up to oska with a bat because this sounds great tbh

[controlling]

we haven't! finally we've corrected this egregious oversight :>

and you bet he showed up with a bat and is taking a swing at a robot. (effectivity of said swing tbd)

[heritors]

tbh i've been staring at your anakin from afar, maybe this will be my chance to tag both your dudes >:c

yes excellent, i'm sure nothing will go wrong 8)

[controlling]

I fully support this plan kermitbalenod.gif

[heritors]

hellmo.gif

also!! if it's okay can i add you on plurk

[controlling]

sure, go right ahead!

[pummelling]

DARK... BROODING... IMPORTANT, GROUNDBREAKING

hi alcy, i'm excited to see you here with yet another obscure character where do yo even find all these guys smh

[controlling]

the "darkness, no parents" store is a great place to start. but mostly it's natural skill heeeeyyyy

[selfimage]

look its someone who collects children as much as odin has children

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[selfimage]

......cries

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he's the only one crying. look at his life, look at his choices

[selfimage]

........ yeah, look at that. i mean

...


look at that

[feytality]

oh my god i thought you were just making puns with the bat but it's TRUE

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I always speak the truth.mp3

[feytality]

incredible

what does he do with orphans now???

[controlling]

they're all his kids now

[feytality]

bruce you have a problem

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you're a problem

[deemed]

This is a great song for a great superhero.

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only the best for the best

[gutpunching]

pay attention to him, bruce >:c

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he has space the second Tuesday of next month

[gutpunching]

how many small explosions would it take to move that timetable up, asking for a friend

[controlling]

strange kid I don't know







I am disappoint

[figureitout]

oh my god

smh at everything here

i am also ridiculously excited ngl

[controlling]

this is all quality idk what you're on about

[scrap_metal]

oh gosh, a bat man that is batman [or other way around]. This sounds amazing. Can't wait to see him around in the game!

is someone taking bets how many kids he will end up adopting?

[controlling]

anyone who bets lower than "all of them", look at your life look at your choices

[scrap_metal]

now, now, if everyone chooses the winning bet, the reward will be pretty small

but yes. adopt all them oprhans

[controlling]

adopts the orphans, adopts the not-orphans

there is zero discrimination here

[scrap_metal]

what is the age-limit on adoption? asking for, uh, a friend

[controlling]

tell your friend he can be adopted too it's all good.