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[deemed]

Ssssssuuuuuuuuuuupp Futurologists! I heard you were looking for someone to fill the position of giant blonde shirtless man filled with ennui who often reeks of alcohol? Well, that 100% is a position you were lacking and I have 100% filled it with my character.



Odinson is his name, and most of you will recognise him as Thor from the Marvel comics. He's currently unworthy of Mjolnir and feeling (justifiably) bummed about it. Instead of getting into some cool arts and crafts in this no-longer-a-hero time, he's been an angry, moody drunk. While he works on this, he really needs people to help him get out of his funk by a) telling him he's being dumb and smelly rn and b) doing the same but louder and maybe kicking him at the same time.

(Yes, Loki is his brother, and yes, you absolutely should be kicking him too.
Just kick all the Asgardians. They're buttfaces.)

Under the self-loathing and alcohol, Odinson is still a pretty great guy who's into honour and justice and wrestling with his friends. A really great friend, I promise.

About me: my name is Anne, and you can add me on plurk sprakles, and I'm excited to meet you all! Just a heads up- I'm in the middle of postgrad study this year, so I'm going to be on the slower end of the tagging continuum (if there are any other slow taggers out there come say hi, we'll have slow parties together!!)

Comments

[scrap_metal]

I'm all for slow parties, as I'm currently on slowatus... look how slow I was to even get here in first place.

Welcome! The godly golden retriever is here! Can't wait to see him in action... ahem. I'm shuu, and I play Genos, the grumpy cyborg, of justice! from One Punch Man. Still quite new to the game. Hoping to run into you sometime in the future!

[deemed]

it will be the greatest slow party ever

hey shuu! I have heard great things about one punch man, so I'm excited to see him in game! Odinson right now is a grump too so they can grouch together about things

[scrap_metal]

It's a fun series, affectionate parody of superhero and shounen tropes.

And bonding by doing grumpycat face, that sounds perfect.

Genos is definitely that kind of annoying grump with high resistance to joke and that will complain, like about alcohol stink. Or just never shut up after being asked some stupid question. He's that kind that will bring wall of text after being asked "tell me everything"

[deemed]

Man, these two are going to get on amazingly. (By which I mean Odinson will get pissed at his lack of humour, constantly smell like drink, and tell him to shut up every ten seconds) 8D

this my slowness... it will kill me... but, only one week left orz

[scrap_metal]

Yes, that sounds like a great... friendship 8D I wonder how long it takes for first fight to start.