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Ssssssuuuuuuuuuuupp Futurologists! I heard you were looking for someone to fill the position of giant blonde shirtless man filled with ennui who often reeks of alcohol? Well, that 100% is a position you were lacking and I have 100% filled it with my character.



Odinson is his name, and most of you will recognise him as Thor from the Marvel comics. He's currently unworthy of Mjolnir and feeling (justifiably) bummed about it. Instead of getting into some cool arts and crafts in this no-longer-a-hero time, he's been an angry, moody drunk. While he works on this, he really needs people to help him get out of his funk by a) telling him he's being dumb and smelly rn and b) doing the same but louder and maybe kicking him at the same time.

(Yes, Loki is his brother, and yes, you absolutely should be kicking him too.
Just kick all the Asgardians. They're buttfaces.)

Under the self-loathing and alcohol, Odinson is still a pretty great guy who's into honour and justice and wrestling with his friends. A really great friend, I promise.

About me: my name is Anne, and you can add me on plurk sprakles, and I'm excited to meet you all! Just a heads up- I'm in the middle of postgrad study this year, so I'm going to be on the slower end of the tagging continuum (if there are any other slow taggers out there come say hi, we'll have slow parties together!!)

Comments

[figureitout]

hello anne and welcome!! another slow tagger reporting for duty... i mean, hi i'm celen and while i'm horribly behind on my marvel comics knowledge, but i have stalked roni's plurks enough to be super excited for odinson!

anyway — i play stiles here from teen woof and nami from one piece! stiles is honestly more predisposed to hug loki than kick him, given how loki's like. idk anymore, his mentor/guardian god/actually a good friend, but i mean, kicks can be arranged!! or maybe he'll just have to hug odinson too, who knows.

super stoked to have you here, i hope you enjoy your stay in the game!! and good luck with the postgrad, you got this c:

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Hi Celen! Fellow slow taggers unite!! you know, at our own pace.

I know vaguely of both teen woof and one piece, so I'm excited to find out more. Odinson is less excited that Stiles wants to hug Loki, but maybe Loki has done magic on him?? this is the most likely explanation

[figureitout]

slow tagger hi5!!

dhfjdhf no honestly don't find more about teen wolf it's incredibly bad.... i mean, it's fun, but it's bad. one piece on the other hand is a+. also wow why does everyone keep insisting Loki isn't good and trustworthy and deserving of hugs?? what is wrong with people smh

(also like the stalker i am, i went and looked at your muselist and jesus??? you have a talen?? nakatsu?? enjolras?? cries loudly do you.. mind... if i add you on plurk)

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well if you've got a few hours thor will tell you in depth all the shit that loki has done and why everyone should punch him in the face

HOLY SHIT you know Talen?????? ;A; NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT TALEN. EVER. I HAVE ADDED YOU

[figureitout]

that sounds like a fun story time let's go

AND YES, YES I DO, I LOVE TALEN tbh i love both elenium/tamuli and the belgariad/malloreon a lot, i wish i was cool enough to play like... half the characters, i'd play sephrenia or tynion or ehlana or 294738 ppl from these series in a heartbeat ngl

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OKAY so it starts when thor and loki were little and loki got thor into trouble like every single day except he made up for it by being hilarious and funny AND FOOLED THOR INTO LIKING HIM LIKE THE MONSTROUS VILLAIN HE IS

YOU SEEM COOL ENOUGH ALREADY!! GAH I wish I had the time for all these characters though.

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oh my god??? HOW RUDE THAT WAS truly a monstrous villain, how did i not see this before

flgjfjgj no i'm just fooling you into thinking that.... but no yeah that is the trouble of rp, why isn't there time to play everyone ever :cc

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that sounds like bad story time let's not