deemed: (these skies restrain)
sad alcohol panda ([personal profile] deemed) wrote in [community profile] axiology2017-03-21 04:55 pm
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+1 giant lump

Ssssssuuuuuuuuuuupp Futurologists! I heard you were looking for someone to fill the position of giant blonde shirtless man filled with ennui who often reeks of alcohol? Well, that 100% is a position you were lacking and I have 100% filled it with my character.



Odinson is his name, and most of you will recognise him as Thor from the Marvel comics. He's currently unworthy of Mjolnir and feeling (justifiably) bummed about it. Instead of getting into some cool arts and crafts in this no-longer-a-hero time, he's been an angry, moody drunk. While he works on this, he really needs people to help him get out of his funk by a) telling him he's being dumb and smelly rn and b) doing the same but louder and maybe kicking him at the same time.

(Yes, Loki is his brother, and yes, you absolutely should be kicking him too.
Just kick all the Asgardians. They're buttfaces.)

Under the self-loathing and alcohol, Odinson is still a pretty great guy who's into honour and justice and wrestling with his friends. A really great friend, I promise.

About me: my name is Anne, and you can add me on plurk [plurk.com profile] sprakles, and I'm excited to meet you all! Just a heads up- I'm in the middle of postgrad study this year, so I'm going to be on the slower end of the tagging continuum (if there are any other slow taggers out there come say hi, we'll have slow parties together!!)
conqueress: (wine and chill)

[personal profile] conqueress 2017-03-21 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid indigestible Asgardians.

He's in luck; she brought her favorite child with her! Currently shrunk down and disguised so the locals aren't terrorized by fantasy creatures, but will be back in form in Oska. Of course her favorite is the worst and most murderous of the bunch ...

Do storms; she'll be very impressed. She's called Stormborn about as often as she's called by her actual last name.
conqueress: (few called friend)

[personal profile] conqueress 2017-03-22 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sure; just throw him a severed limb and we're good to go.

She will be pretty delighted, no exaggeration. At this point, I'm half-convinced she's trying to actively collect god CR for the perks; #trash.