axiology | +1 gigantic idiot

hello futurology!! my name is crystal and i have been creeping outside your window for a while now, so i'm really excited to be here. the gigantic idiot (both literally and figuratively) that i'm bringing is joseph joestar aka the jojo of the second part of jojo's bizarre adventure: battle tendency.

for those not familiar, battle tendency set in 1939 and is about this kid falling more or less face first into his family legacy of punching vampires with sunlight. (there are no punch ghosts yet like the other parts, so you gotta use sunlight.) he poses dramatically in crop tops and hits himself with his own weapon. joseph's led a pretty cushy life beyond this whole vampire kerfuffle, so he has the habit of speaking before he thinks and has the maturity of a four year old, but he usually means well.

ANYWAY, like i said, i'm really excited to be here tho it will be a couple of days while i get his journal organized again. hmu on plurk (

maledictions) to plot or to chat in the meanwhile! :>

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you thought it'd be anne, but it was ME, SILVIE

HELLO CRYSTAL WELCOME TO FUTURO I am really looking forward to threading puddinhead and joey jeju some more. I am sure they will be able to get up to lots and lots of shenanigans!!

i cant beLIEVE YOU BEAT ME??

when it comes to shitposting, I can tag at the speed of light.

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digiorno - 2017-02-28 00:45 (UTC) - Expand

OH MY GOD, SILVIE, YOU WERE SO FAST????

but omg i know. i'm ready to terrorize the pudding again. i've missed their cr a lot.

fugo is absolutely not ready to be terrorized but that's fine

BECAUSE I SURE AM

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HI NEPHEW

ur like 12 tho

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IT'S YOU

OH NO, THAT'S REALLY CUTE???

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Hi Crystal and welcome to Futurology! I'm Ren and I play Haise here, our resident half-ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul:re. He doesn't require Ripple punches, I promise.

That said, I'm excited to see Joseph here and look forward to his exploits!

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hello ren, it's nice to meet you! i'm honestly canonblind to tokyo ghoul beyond there are apparently a lot of horrors??

i'm excited to play with you!

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why is his arm so huge...

Anyway, hello Crystal and welcome to the game! I know very little about jojos despite gaining cr so I am sure I am in for adventures all over agian.

I'm Liah and I have Sonia Nevermind from Danganronpa 2 here! I look forward to seeing you around uwu

because the rest of him is so huge and it would look silly if his arms weren't!

but really, what 18yo looks like this???? what is wrong with 80s shonen series...

i only know a little thru rp osmosis about dr, but i'm excited to get cr with sonia! :>

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hi crystal, welcome to futuro!!! i'm miro and i play naruto from... naruto.
i know nothing about jojo apart from the general existence of large muscles but i'm EXCITED to learn so i hope our characters can hang out sometime! <3

hello miro!
as it so happens, i managed to miss the naruto craze in my youths so i know nothing outside of like running with your arms flailing behind you makes you run faster and that holy shit does it ever end? i did have cr with an ino a while ago tho and she compared joseph to naruto, so we'll def have to get cr bc #shonenprotags

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hi crystal and welcome!! i am still somehow canonblind to jojos (aside from extensive research about vento aureo because of Reasons and the influence of some unnamed individuals), but i've had the pleasure (??) of playing with a joseph before so i'm really looking forward to seeing him here in futuro! c:

... also hi i'm celen and i play stiles here from teen woof and nami from one piece, and honestly i'm excited to throw both of them at joseph for differing reasons. anyway, hope you have a great time w us here!

i wonder who that could be (STARES HARD AT ANNE) and ah, i'm glad you had a chance to play with a joseph! he is hands down my fave.

i know nothing about one piece, but i have passing knowledge of the teen puppies, so i'm excited for playing with them different reasons!! it's nice to meet you, celen!

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new phone hu dis

have we met??????

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Hi Crystal!! Mostly what I know of Jojos is RP osmosis, but I'm excited to see the cast grow! Welcome to the game, I'm Sipp, I play Maya who is....... p. frankly about the size of one of his arms comparatively??? THAT GIF IS TERRIFYING

hello sipp! i only know aa through rp osmosis, SO WE ARE ON EQUAL FOOTING.

listen, it's not joseph's fault he's bara. araki just drew him that way. vwv

hello crystal! welcome to futurology! :) i'm lena, and i play olivia here from fire emblem: awakening, as well as lance (

competing) from voltron: legendary defender! it's so cute to see our jjba cast grow — can't wait to see mr. jojo himself!

hello, lena! i'm completely canonblind to both of these canons, but i'm looking forward to playing with you!

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im so ready for this HELLO IM JEAN

HELLO JEAN i'm looking forward to playing with ya :>