axiology | +1 ninja jesus

hello futuro!! i'm new and bewildered and my name is miro. i'm bringing in that one ninja every anime fan tries to forget about: naruto uzumaki!!

if by some impossible happenstance you're unfamiliar with him, naruto is a v loud and obnoxious ray of sunshine from a world full of ninja who fight for their countries using their ninja magic powers, so hopefully he'll fit in here juuust fine.

naruto has been jokingly named ninja jesus due to the fact that he spends a good percentage of his canon story running around giving inspiring shounen speeches and saving anyone and everyone from various foes (most of which are way above his skill level) and often comes out as the victor with yet another friend to support him. he's all about TEAM WORK! and BONDS!, and makes a point of surrounding himself with as many people as he possibly can in order to make the sad and lonelies go away.....

sad and lonelies, i hear you question, but didn't you just say he's a ray of sunshine?

did i forget mention he's an orphan and grew up with no friends/no-one to believe in him? oh yeah. he's the harry potter of his universe. ninja harry potter.

he's the host of an age-old energy monster from his home world called kyuubi, the nine-tailed fox, who's main trait is his hatred for all humans and his vicious negativity. because of this (and the fact that the kyuubi went crazy and destroyed a village before being forcibly sealed in newborn naruto's tummy.. haha childhood right?) a good 90% of the people in naruto's youth hated his guts. kyuubi also sometimes attempts to take over naruto's body with negative influence whenever he tries to borrow any of the beasts' energy, but haha, don't worry about it.

he's basically here to make as many friends as possible, train to get stronger so he can rescue his friends back home, and eat A Lot of food.

character info/ooc permissions are here if you'd like to read more (don't do it, it's a trap); his inbox is here; and please feel free to add me on plurk at

mirobug!

i'm so excited to be here!! it's been so long since i've been in a game, and i'm looking forward to meeting you all!!!

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hi miro!! welcome to futurology. c: i happen to know a certain someone who has been very excitedly awaiting your arrival... you may know them... lksjdal

but hello hello i am lena! i play olivia here from fire emblem: awakening, as well as lance (

competing) from voltron: legendary defender! both of whom i'm sure will get along quite well with naruto... but for very different reasons ah.

is it batty. it's batty isnt it.

hello lena, its good to meet you!!! i am totally blind to olivia but i LOVE LANCE SO IM VERY GLAD.. your ic network tag made me cry with laughter when i was adding naruto to the spreadsheet last night

but yes, i hope we can have some good cr <333!!!!

YES HOW DID YOU KNOW

olivia is a meek mom type so i can see her mothering naruto... she is already doing it somewhat to sai, smh. but ah! lance and naruto would get on so well?! ESPECIALLY SINCE HE LITERALLY DOES THE NARUTO RUN IN SEASON 2 Lmklsjadlka but ah i'm so glad it made you laugh... lance is a lame like that.

shes usually the one excited about my arrivals tbh lmdfsdf

GOOD TBH, sai needs mothering more than naruto does. at least naruto can at least 80% function like a human people. but more mom friends is always good. naruto has no-one to tell him to sit down and be quiet and honestly thats probably the only thing thats kept him alive this long so... lmao.... thanks, sakura.. the real hero of the shinobi world...

it really did i had to like.. double take bc i was like "who the fu- oh. oh. that makes so much sense" AND I HAVENT SEEN S2 BUT IM REALLY GLAD, everyone should know how to naruto run... i just know all their cr will be awful because theyre both awful boys smh, im so excited!!!!

well who wouldn't...!

fmasldkja sadly i wish i could say olivia would be the type to yell but she's more the type to... be quietly disapproving. it takes a lot to get her to yell, smh. but NEVERTHELESS... lance and naruto will be a riot, at least, i'm sure!

also i hope you don't mind my adding you on plurk c:

even so she has pink hair and wont approve of him being... a loud idiot so like. CLOSE ENOUGH.

and of course! :^D glad to have you o/

LMFAKLSJA WELL... she might be ok with that part tbh. so long as he is taking care of himself! :U;;; it's ok we will figure it out

hello miro!! welcome to futurology... those also sound like a+ goals welcome to 1993 america where food is all around (for now) uwu

i'm liah and i have sonia nevermind from danganronpa here! she also aggresively friendships most people so i am sure we will be fine c:

narutos goals almost always include food so he's gonna be JUST FINE

hello liah, nice to meet you!!! sonia is wonderful, though i'm not personally familiar i have so many friends whove told me extensively how great she is so i'm VERY HAPPY to see you playing her here! ;v; i hope we can have good threads!! <333

YEAH!!!!!!! except probably no ramen 8( sorry naruto

but you too!! ahaha i know i've spoken to dany in ren's plurks a few times over this so i am not surprised... but i am sure we will do!! <3 o/

i know 8( the saddest thing to ever happen.. but thats okay, he'll just have to eat twice as much ramen when he goes somewhere with ramen, to make up for the time without it..... /sage nod

plus just wait till he discovers what [insert alternative for mcdonalds here] is... oh boy

aw ;v; sonia, bringing people together one princess at a time... <3

when they get back to oska ramen away [yesyes]

ah fake-mcds is the new way of life, i see

dgkjdsng ah...

i believe it...... i Believe

hello hello miro and welcome! I'm Danni (not your canonmate Dany lmao) and I've got two here: Kung Jin from Mortal Kombat (

pummelling) and Lilith from Borderlands (dis chick) who is also new. nice to meet you too!

BELIEVE IT

so many dannis, but hello it's good to meet you! :^D i don't know kung jin but he looks like he could bench press me so thats great.. and i know lilith v well, shes wonderful, i'm so glad to see you playing her here!!! o9 i hope our characters can get along!!;;

Jin can bench press you AND three of your best friends AND all your pets tbh he is strong (and a little shit)

oh my god im always delighted when people also love lili ;;; i hope to see you around icly too 8)

g-goodness me... thats all the qualities i love in a character tbh im EXCITED.

and yes!! lilith was my favourite playing through blands, shes so wonderful.. and i never have actually seen anyone roleplay her so im psyched to see you picking her up!! i hope you get lots of hi-jinx with her....! if she ever needs a shounen protag to help u know where to find one ;)

hello miro and welcome!! i'm one of those few people around who actually still maintains that naruto was very good when it... was... still good.... anyway!! i'm celen, here with stiles from a very bad tv show about werewolves, and nami from the very example of how a shounen manga should be like (read: one piece, it's one piece), and i'm very excited to throw both of them at naruto for different reasons!

(the reasons: nami, because clearly naruto is too similar to luffy for that to go unnoticed, and stiles, because he's sort of adopted sai, he's his Modern Day Things Yoda and they're friends... kind of.)

anyway, looking forward to threading with you! c: also adding you on plurk!

naruto was super good when it was good. then it kind of.. drank too much kool aid and forgot where it was going and how it got where it did. we dont talk about that bit tho.

IS STILES FROM TEEN WOLF....... i'm totally blind but i have a friend whos really into teen wolf and i vaguely... recognise him... if i squint. is he the one that wears flannel... LOL
and i'm also totally blind to one piece too (oops) but YES GOOD i love the sound of both these CR reasons. narutos gotta meet all sais friends bc he doenst really believe hes actually managed to make any.. l-lmao

looking forward to it, too!! its great to meet you celen!!!

aaaah, Naruto, my childhood!!

In any case, welcome to the game! I'm Sipp and I play Maya, who is also kind of a pesky shounen!!

heeey sip, it's good to meet you! :^D youre an ace attorney, right? never played/experienced it myself but i know a lot of people whove recommended it to me!

all i know about your character is she likes... food?? a lot? i hope we can have our shounens meet sometime! :^D

+1 ninja jesus

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