axiology | +1 bubblemint marine (Reply)

EY WHAT UP. I'm Ri, bringing to you your VERY OWN STICK OF GUm uh wait.

So this is Coby. As opposed to every other pirate in house, this little guy's situated firmly on the opposite team. Upholder of Justice and morals! Rules! Regulations! Being a generally decent human being! Getting the grass stains out of uniform whites! Benchpressing your problems away! Boy, he can do it all. Get yours today.

Important information aside, this kid's out to help YOU. Yes, YOU. As a Marine Captain of good standing and even better morality, it's nothing less than his duty to drag your sorry bacon outta the fire.

If this is the deal that's right for you, catch me at