between his spidey senses he'll be pretty hard to hit anyway, though gravity hell will def disorient him a lot... THIS IS NOT HOW THE WORLD WORKS

SANS... SOB... why are you such a good bean please don't be offended if peter remembers and wishes you'd fucked him up so he couldn't hurt anyone else

can you imagine how salty infected parker will be to get the guy to drop aND HE'S JUST BONES??? YOU ARE NO GOOD TO HIM OMG. what the fuck.

last but not least (im gonna chill after this) i find it kinda cute that his last big masked spiderman event for awhile was him being saved... ok that's it bye...