+1 prince and his giant cock

[armigers]

Hello, I'm evy, and I'm new and bringing with me Noctis Lucis Caelum from Boyband Simulator XV. He likes sleeping, gaming, fishing, non-vegetable food items, and sleeping some more. He's a prince in his homeworld and also a glorified errand boy with a magic arsenal of endless weaponry and fishing rods who's a little bit awkward and bratty but has a good heart. He's also super sweet to kids and animals and will be bringing his chocobo with him.

I'm eager to toss him into the current plot stuff and always welcome all the CR. Feel free to add or contact me at sakichi for plotting.

Comments

[assent]

when do i get to have a chocobo jump on him?????????? aka i need to play more clearly (also laughing at ignis just being so nonchalant... yeah nbd... just a crazy chocobo)

EVY I'M SO GLAD I GET TO PLAY WITH YOU AGAIN WAILS!!! or i do... when my char stops being comatose... wait for me

[armigers]

ider when that actually happened in the game, but noctis probably did something to deserve it.

ME TOO. be gentle with him, sania, he's tender and squishy inside. i'll wait foreverrrrrrrr

[assent]

probably [smh]...

nah she's never gentle. jk... she will be nice ig... when she's doing better (we are getting there cure wise okok)

[armigers]

that is good, what kind of crazy fuckery did he happen into? he's ill prepared for the zombie apocalypse

[assent]

too much fuckery... don't die before she wakes up again ok noctis???????

[armigers]

he'll try not to get eaten but no promises.

[assent]

Just remember to not use all your warp points too quickly you'll be fine

[ex_adept136]

Welcome at last, Evy!

I want +1 Nyactis.

[armigers]

now, we just need prompto and eight so tabata's pain train can continue. but in the meantime, noctis will bear the flag for all of them.

[ex_adept136]

Noctis must raise the pain banner high.

Since we'll have that plot app-freeze I expect the rest of the Tabata Crew will likely pour in after the 8th. Suddenly more FF.

HOW WILL NOCT SURVIVE MEANWHILE? WHO WILL FEED HIM? WHO WILL WAKE HIM UP FROM HIS MANY AND VARIED NAPS...

[armigers]

He holds it so well, and the wait will be painful. In the meantime, Noctis will likely starve, get lost a few times, and unwittingly end up adopting a good portion of the wildlife -at least the half that isn't trying to eat him. Please help this poor idiot.

[ex_adept136]

I'll throw a housewife at him, that ought to help...a little...maybe...

He can't take care of himself but as for others, he's got this.

[armigers]

diet ignis is better than nothing. So long as he can cook and keep him from setting himself on fire, all is well.

[ex_adept136]

This, he can do! Goodness knows he babysat his squadlings back home, and he enjoys cooking whenever he gets the chance. It used to be such a regular thing...

[winces]

EVY MY DEAR

[armigers]

LEANBEAN. I need your CR to warm me through the cold lonely nights

[winces]

omg yes what do u want

i have a smol dancer who moms everyone and a dumb teenage boy

[armigers]

i want them both. he needs a mom and a dumb. he'll love them as though they were his own

[competing]

fantastic, IT IS DONE

[keeper]

i saw noctis and prompto in the app queue and told my self i'd finish the game before they got in-------i only just hit chapter 8 last weekend, WHAT A FAILURE I AM........

BUT AH HELLO FRANCHISE COUSIN, i'm so excited to see him here??? this is emily/omo with aqua in tow! (can i please have cr with him and also chocobo.........) ;_____;

[armigers]

It's okay, he's from chapter 5. No spoilers abound. Just don't look at his apps...... but hello, fellow Nomura offspring, I want all the CR with him and Aqua and chocobo, too. He'll let her feed it and pet it and ride it because it needs love.

[keeper]

ah crisis averted!! i'll still try to finish this game anyway asap, crai more

and excellent, this is all i've wanted in my rp life... chocobo cr... =n=b (would it be okay to add you on plurk?)

[armigers]

You have a week till dlc go go go and Sure thing, add away.

[keeper]

adds, pls do not be alarmed by username

[figureitout]

hi evy and welcome! i'm celen and one of those heretics who has never played a final fantasy game in my entire life but for some reason i've heard a lot about boyband simulator.... no tbh all i know is that it seems to involve car trips and selfies and possibly insane amounts of hair gel?? i mean, judging by those hair cuts

but yes! i play stiles here from an incredibly bad tv show about teenage werewolves, and nami (weatherscience) from one piece! i hope you have a great time here in futuro and i look forward to threading with you! and the chocobo, the chocobo is so important.

[armigers]

hey celen! it's okay, that's probably the most accurate summary for FFXV I've heard yet. That's pretty much it. And I've seen the first two seasons of Teen Wolf ages ago, and I loved Stiles. Please be his and his chocobo's friend. He'll protect him from badshit or maybe the other way around... probably, the other way around.

[deemed]

That's the biggest, most aggressive cock I've ever seen.


HI I'm Anne, I'm super new to this game also, and I just play Odinson here from Marvel comics who shares that love for non-vegetable food and will stare at the chocobo and wonder if it's edible

[armigers]

The cock is riding him quite hard. Hello and welcome to you, too. Let's be new and fabulous together. The boys can share their meat-eating ways, but the chocobos aren't for dinner. He'll... try and fish a more palatable alternative for him.

[deemed]

Thor hears someone has a pet dragon they could try to make barbecue out of??

Awesome! I look forward to seeing you around

[armigers]

you know what that's not a bad idea why the hell not

[feytality]

IT'S TIME TO GO FISHING

Hello!!! Nice to meet you Evy, and welcome to the game! I'm Sipp and I play Maya here C:

[armigers]

Hello Sipp! Huge Ace Attorney geek here, I need Maya CR stat.

[feytality]

WELL, that can be arranged!! let her ride the chocobo.........

[armigers]

He's going to start charging people for rides on the chocobo at this rate but sure. Treat it as you would your own

[dishearten]

I know nothing about this game other than second hand enthusiasm but you had me at chocobo

I have two here, graham from ouat and Peter Parker from some really obscure canon, I think both could have great cr w noctis!!! Graham loves animals and peter has all the same interests it's crazy.

Welcome to the game!

[armigers]

It's okay chocobos are awesome. You can consider yourself an acolyte of the great cult of Final Fantasy now that you've admitted that out loud.

But thank you, I look forward to playing with Graham and Peter and enjoying animals with them.

[webdesigned]

they are awesome. i haven't played a ff since... x-2??? but this one seems to have been really fun, maybe i should in that dream world where i have free time sob

I'm looking forward to it to C:

[hedonistic]

hello!! welcome to futurology! i'm batty and i play sai from that one really long manga about ninjas and shuusei kagari from psycho-pass!

i really enjoyed our tdm thread, though i sort of dropped the ball on it due to rl, ah....i hope you have a good time here :D

i'm goodluckmodes on plurk! is it ok if i add you?

[armigers]

Hey batty! No worries here! I enjoyed the thread, too. I also like psycho-pass, and yes, please add away. These two need to chat again.

[hedonistic]

sorry for the delay! i sent u an add

[armigers]

Yey! added on my phone while at work. Well, I hope I did anyway...

[scrap_metal]

Hello, welcome to Futurology!! I'm shuu, and I'm relatively new around here, playing a frowny cyborg housemaid from One Punch Man anime.

I'm super hype to see Noctis here! That bouncing cock gif is grand. I wish you a lot of fun in the game... and it totally didn't sound like a happy birthday wishes

[armigers]

Hey Shuu! I stared One Punch Man ages ago but forgot where I stopped. Anywho, I love Genos; he was my favorite character, so reverse-hype! I hope they can meet, and Noctis can get him to toast some bread for him. Or something.

[scrap_metal]

Use the toaster as he was meant to, yes, yes that's perfect. He's no Ignis-level of skill, but he can make food!

Also sorry about the subscription, I'm on weird laptop right now, and you know how the hover-over-icon prompts the surprise menu =__(\

[armigers]

Time to chase Genos around with bread. That's what I'm hearing. No one can ever be Ignis-tier except chef ramsay lbr

No worries. The amount of times I've accidentally unfriended and friended people over various social media accounts on mobile is quite sad ...

[scrap_metal]

Yesssss

Ignis is a quality level on himself. Like there are rating restaurants with stars. After five stars, there should be a special Ignis star.

It's a phone conspiracy, mine was once on a people banning ride. That wasn't fun lol.